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:rofl2: ........I LOVED THIS ONE

 

 

 

The lead guitarist replaces the very popular base player with his teenage son... and rehires a singer he hates

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...They have a Bass ehh hmmm 'player' (said wiping the tears of laughter away) who is ill, who is replaced by a proper bass player, who however talented he is, still can't make them sound better than a biscuit tin full of wanking skeletons.

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How about when they turn country.

 

how bout when they release the same album 20 times with different titles :lol:

 

seriously, Lost Highway was over 2 years ago, get over it already -_-

 

Hey man I just made a general statement not mentioning any names.

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How about when they turn country.

 

how bout when they release the same album 20 times with different titles :lol:

 

seriously, Lost Highway was over 2 years ago, get over it already -_-

 

Hey man I just made a general statement not mentioning any names.

 

theres only two bands i can think of that "went country" and one of them gets alot more shit than the other, so i made an educated guess :P

 

and i was pissed off cause it was the 3rd time id read an anti-bon jovi comment on here in the space of 10 minutes :/

 

 

so apologies for being so.....stern i guess :s

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With the new Motley Crue greatest hits coming out next month they are getting close.

 

Another one? Wonder if it'll be any good. Their greatest hits packages have been pretty bad. I only have the decade of decadence one.

 

 

A couple more:

Your song is now in one of those greeting cards with sound.

Your band has made a christmas CD.

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a few more.......

 

.....when ya need "assistants" to help ya get on the stage......

 

.....if ya are usin' your instrument as a crutch & not to play.....

 

.....when ya can't remember the other band members' names.....play that solo....Roy....Rupert....Rutabaga........?

 

.....in the past ya'd jump off of your amps.....but now, instead ya just give a sissy kick

 

.....when a health insurance company wants ya to do a commercial.....but not just a commercial.....one for "jerryactrics"

 

.....when ya get back to the tour bus & ya don't want booze....women.....nor drugs....but demandin' warm milk before &/or with your geritol..... :unsure:

 

.....when a fan stops & asks ya not for your autograph....but says "ya look like so & so's distant cousin"..... :crying:

 

.....when young girl fans aren't tossin' their bras/panties up on stage anymore....instead their throwin' their grannies undies at ya......& your likin' 'em too....? :yikes:

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