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Train journeys, long tracks...made of metal of course...except for the sleepers which are wooden. The guard doffs his hat, a memory of times now past.

But where's Thomas The Tank Engine and his chums ?

Beating up the Diesel

Diesel's probably in hiding now.......... :unsure:

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Seventy six trombones led the big parade .... I knew it.......I just knew it.................................

 

and I bet there's a hundred and ten cornets close at hand, followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos........

 

...........the cream of every famous band I would imagine.

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When I say nachos, what I mean is why haven't you served me nachos yet?

 

I was to busy baking Nork Muffins, sorry.

Forgiven. What's the ETA on them please?

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If my head was made of rubber I could rub out mistakes.

:lol: You're my favourite squishy little bunny rabbit eater.

 

 

Weird...I ran over one last night after I left work!!!!

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If my head was made of rubber I could rub out mistakes.

:lol: You're my favourite squishy little bunny rabbit eater.

 

 

Weird...I ran over one last night after I left work!!!!

And ate it? Jeez man, bit harsh don't you think?

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Me and Billy Joel were in the middle of the night, walking in our dreams when he turned to me and said,

 

"Did you ever find that fridge magnet?"

 

I was at a loss as to what he was on about, I've never even owned a fridge magnet never mind lost one......I didn't know what to say at that point, so there was an awkward silence and we parted ways, I went home and he went uptown looking for some girl.

I suspect he's been in the middle of the night walking in his dreams with someone else...probably this girl!!! :o:(:angry:

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Yeah, Nick, sorry about that. I bought you a fridge magnet for Christmas last year but then I decided to keep it because I liked it. It was shaped like a turtle. But I did lie to Billy Joel when we met for pudding and I told him I'd given it to you. Sorry about the mix up.

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Everyone was shouting "J K is here...J K is here", I ran over to get my copy of Harry Potter and the Psychic Blancmange signed by her. But alas I was ultimately disappointed as it was Jay Kay the pipsqueak singer of Jamiroquai a tiny tiny guy and not J.K. Rowling.

I openly wept!

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