Pointless Nonsense

[Geoff]

"This ham tastes nice," he thought as he ate some ham. In conclusion, he thought the ham tasted nice.

[Wotty]

Not living.......Just existing.

[Geoff]

The pick glided across the strings. *SNAP!* All of a sudden Wilbur's left eye was a swollen red discrepancy on his face as he wailed in pain, the guitar dropping to the floor and crushing his right foot.

 

Wilbur is now a DJ in a dance club.

[Wotty]

The pick glided across the strings. *SNAP!* All of a sudden Wilbur's left eye was a swollen red discrepancy on his face as he wailed in pain, the guitar dropping to the floor and crushing his right foot.

 

Wilbur is now a DJ in a dance club.

Earth calling Geoff !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nick C]

Venus flytraps...here ... on EARTH...preposterous!

[Jez]

Monkeys...On Fences..eating mushrooms...The outrage

[Geoff]

Scrotal clippings... in my breakfast cereal... on my spoon... Delicious!

[heaven&hell]

Scrotal clippings... in my breakfast cereal... on my spoon... Delicious!

 

First canned penis' and now this.

You Aussies sure do have a strange diet.

[Wotty]

Saturday night terrestial tele.........

[Geoff]

Suddenly he realised his mouth was a beak!!!

[Wotty]

Suddenly he realised his mouth was a beak!!!

There's good "hey man" material in Oz........Alledgedly !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff]

The last two posts I've seen from Ian have been off the planet.

 

'Holy Gasp!' the man gasped. And then he realised his error. He had spoken the word "gasp" as he gasped. He didn't have time for regret as his head exploded.

[Wotty]

Take the deal ?........Or go to auction ?

 

I just don't know........

[Geoff]

The army tank rolled across the ground, squashing the blade of grass. 'Why,' thought the blade of grass, 'does no one ever think about me and my feelings?'

[Wotty]

Two estate agents valued the barn.Much to the vendors dismay........

[Geoff]

The Captain and the Colonel met. 'So,' said the Captain. 'You're the Colonel.'

 

'So,' said the Colonel. 'You're the Captain.'

 

And then the deer left the forest.

[Fat Freddy]

A giant neon tongue depressor rose in the sky and the flies chanted "Bunga Bunga!" until all was well.

[Wotty]

Sitting around all day doing fook all !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hang on.......

[Geoff]

The otter. "Hey, I'm an otter." ZOMFG, the otter just spoke.

 

And that is the tale of James, the otter.

[Wotty]

The otter. "Hey, I'm an otter." ZOMFG, the otter just spoke.

 

And that is the tale of James, the otter.

And what a "dude" of an otter he is..........

[Geoff]

The beagle's arctic presence was felt by the timid penguin. Adjacent to the berg of ice that stood between them was a twig carved from the remains of a polygraph lie detector. "Malcom, my flourescent lover," said the penguin to the beagle over the barrier of love. "Will you wed me by the polar bear cave?"

 

"Yes, Samson" replied the beagle. "Yes I will."

[Wotty]

The beagle's arctic presence was felt by the timid penguin. Adjacent to the berg of ice that stood between them was a twig carved from the remains of a polygraph lie detector. "Malcom, my flourescent lover," said the penguin to the beagle over the barrier of love. "Will you wed me by the polar bear cave?"

 

"Yes, Samson" replied the beagle. "Yes I will."

[aMetalhead1966]

These posts are becoming stranger...

[Wotty]

These posts are becoming stranger...

Oh yes.....The Southern Hemisphere does that........

[aMetalhead1966]

These posts are becoming stranger...

Oh yes.....The Southern Hemisphere does that........

Must be something in the air..or the lack there of...