Pointless Nonsense

[Geoff]

Noodles in my teeth.

[OpesCDs]

Flaming Moes

[Geoff]

Have you ever looked at an elephant and wondered why it's tusks are pointed? I mean, does a flamingo have pointed tusks? Does a flamingo even have tusks? Of course the hell not! So why does an elephant get them? And why are they sharp? Next thing you know we'll be handing out tusks to owls.

[aMetalhead1966]

The Pope is smoking toads again...

[Fat Freddy]

I love those liquid lunches

Go back to the office throwing punches.

I'm drunk again.

Christmas parties, I'm the life

Told the boss off and humped his wife

I'm drunk again!!!

[Chris]

We really should change the name of this thread to "The Heroin Diaries".

[heaven&hell]

I was cruizin' backstage in Des Moines, Iowa

And a little girl comes up next to me and says

Mr. Nugent do you think my skirt is short enough?

I said, Baby, you want to be alive you've got to piledrive!

[Chris]

Ever wonder how God can make a perfect specimen such as Eric Brittingham and then construct a farce in the fag fan of Britney?

[Nick C]

My mate told me did a "bank job" today so I phoned the cops.

 

I was surprised when I found out he had been made a branch manager!

[Geoff]

Ever wonder how God can make a perfect specimen such as Eric Brittingham and then construct a farce in the fag fan of Britney?

FYI, Eric Brittingham created God.

 

On a positive note, has anyone seen the kids these days? A smile is like a dollar coin in your fingers. You can throw it into a wall, spit on it and put your knee to it. It's still worth f*ck all.

[heaven&hell]

Yellow and Red make orange.

[Fat Freddy]

Mister Boo, what's the matter with you?

You don't act like other chickens do

You wear a disguise to pass for humanized

But you're not a man, you're a chicken.

[aMetalhead1966]

Mister Boo, what's the matter with you?

You don't act like other chickens do

You wear a disguise to pass for humanized

But you're not a man, you're a chicken.

A reference to Buckethead?

[Fat Freddy]

Mister Boo, what's the matter with you?

You don't act like other chickens do

You wear a disguise to pass for humanized

But you're not a man, you're a chicken.

A reference to Buckethead?

 

Actually it's a reference to a recurring sketch from the "Animaniacs" cartoon.

[Geoff]

They were fast, but I out-ran them.

 

They were slow, but I out-slowed them.

 

They were evil, yet I out-eviled them.

 

They were men, but I out-manned them.

 

They spoke without reason, but I out-spoke their lack of reason and found a point where lack of reason was actually the point of the exercise.

[Dark Star]

SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Keith will get that.......

[Geoff]

Surrender were a band from Jamaica. As in, the island in the ocean and stuff. They played trees and coconuts and ate sand. They performed to the ocean and received massages from crabs. The night and the dark it brought with it was the only comfort and relief they knew.

[Fat Freddy]

SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Keith will get that.......

 

 

"I WILL DESTROOOOOOOOYYYY YOU!"

[aMetalhead1966]

Flaming Moes

Sambora..we need an order of Flaming Moes.....did you get that oil changed??

[Geoff]

"So," said the puppet to the puppeteer. "You, uh... mind getting your hand out of my ass?"

[heaven&hell]

The little green men are chasing me again.

[Geoff]

If litte green men were chasing me I'd just turn around and be all like, "Hey. Fuckers. How about you stop chasing me before I step on your faces and eat your burnt torsos for dinner tonight? Huh, you like the sounds of that? Yeah, I thought not. So why don't you just f*ck off and let me masturb- uh, designate drivers in peace."

[aMetalhead1966]

The little green men are chasing me again.

Well as soon as SR86 changes the oil in the fryer..we'll fry them nice an crispy for ya..

whatcha wanna drink..he can get that too..

[heaven&hell]

The little green men are chasing me again.

Well as soon as SR86 changes the oil in the fryer..we'll fry them nice an crispy for ya..

whatcha wanna drink..he can get that too..

 

I'll take a glass of Merlot.

[Bubbasmama]

The little green men are chasing me again.

Well as soon as SR86 changes the oil in the fryer..we'll fry them nice an crispy for ya..

whatcha wanna drink..he can get that too..

 

I'll take a glass of Merlot.

 

Wouldn't that be MCmerlot???