Pointless Nonsense

[Wotty]

The mist cleared and Rumplestiltskin the Sheep stood on the mound. "Mooo,'" he muttered.

Australian livestock eh ??

[Geoff]

Please arch you back for me, Arthur.

 

OH! Oh my god. You just snapped your back, dude. Like, literally, your back and head are drooped backwards hanging below your belt. Dude, you just snapped yourself. Your head's, like, dragging on the ground - behind you. Dude, this is messed up. You broke your back and it's all a mess now. A terrible mess.

[Wotty]

"When Two Tribes go to war"

[Nick C]

not the mesozoic era again.

[Geoff]

The crow liked to fly. Until it died. And then it didn't fly anymore.

[Wotty]

"Where are my shoes ?" cried the Squid !!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff]

'I'm yet to experience first hand the delights of a dining experience on your face,' said Percy.

[Chris]

How many times must we go round and round?

[Geoff]

How many times must we go round and round?

Until Stephen tells us to stop.

[Chris]

How many times must we go round and round?

Until Stephen tells us to stop.

Stephen King? Or Stephen Colbert?

[Wotty]

How many times must we go round and round?

Until Stephen tells us to stop.

Stephen King? Or Stephen Colbert?

Stephen Jones ?? The bloke who lives around the corner........

[Geoff]

How many times must we go round and round?

Until Stephen tells us to stop.

Stephen King? Or Stephen Colbert?

Stephen Jones ?? The bloke who lives around the corner........

Stephen Lickmyballs.

[Wotty]

How many times must we go round and round?

Until Stephen tells us to stop.

Stephen King? Or Stephen Colbert?

Stephen Jones ?? The bloke who lives around the corner........

Stephen Lickmyballs.

He HAS to live in Australia.........

[Geoff]

Combing hair. Comb it. Yeah, comb it good.

[Nick C]

There I was expecting just a sore throat and the doc turns to me and says it's the Black Death......so I cancelled my pamper day at Madame Fou Fou's Pamper Parlour!

[Jez]

There I was expecting just a sore throat and the doc turns to me and says it's the Black Death......so I cancelled my pamper day at Madame Fou Fou's Pamper Parlour!

 

Black pustules?

[Nick C]

There I was expecting just a sore throat and the doc turns to me and says it's the Black Death......so I cancelled my pamper day at Madame Fou Fou's Pamper Parlour!

 

Black pustules?

 

And buboes

[Wotty]

Madame Fou Fou is a rip-off.........Ask Geoff !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bangerdave]

There I was expecting just a sore throat and the doc turns to me and says it's the Black Death......so I cancelled my pamper day at Madame Fou Fou's Pamper Parlour!

 

Black pustules?

A death metal band should have that name.

[Wotty]

Drawing lots...............

[Jez]

Drawing lots...............

Pixie?

[Geoff]

Madame Fou Fou is a rip-off.........Ask Geoff !!!!!!!!!!!!

She's a tad unreasonable, I'll give you that. But she is the best in the business and I never spend more time in the mirror than after our appointments.

[Wotty]

Tablets.

[Geoff]

Cocaine in my white sugar jar.

[Jez]

Twiglets taste of Marmite and I hate Marmite.