Pointless Nonsense

[Wotty]

He thought he'd seen it all now. But he hadn't. So he started seeing more stuff.

What stuff ?

[Geoff]

He thought he'd seen it all now. But he hadn't. So he started seeing more stuff.

What stuff ?

Trees, toenails, half-eaten corpses, sand particles, anal gland juices, new documents of printed paper, artworks from Nigeria, scrotal slippings, polar bears, ass cheeks etc.

[Wotty]

He thought he'd seen it all now. But he hadn't. So he started seeing more stuff.

What stuff ?

Trees, toenails, half-eaten corpses, sand particles, anal gland juices, new documents of printed paper, artworks from Nigeria, scrotal slippings, polar bears, ass cheeks etc.

Nothing interesting then ?

[Geoff]

No, just more stuff to prove that he had, in fact, not seen it all.

 

Although, have you ever eaten a half eaten corpse? Nathan looked pretty interesting last night as I ate his kidne- uh, ate, uh, dinner, with friends... called Nathan.

[Wotty]

No, just more stuff to prove that he had, in fact, not seen it all.

 

Although, have you ever eaten a half eaten corpse? Nathan looked pretty interesting last night as I ate his kidne- uh, ate, uh, dinner, with friends... called Nathan.

That's inducing !!!!

[Geoff]

Polar my bear you animal!

[Wotty]

Sorry,but........"DE-GENERATION" !!!

[Geoff]

The cat appears to have wings. Why, Mortimer The Cat, do you have wings?

[Wotty]

The cat appears to have wings. Why, Mortimer The Cat, do you have wings?

Who calls their cat "Mortimer" ?

[Geoff]

Nathan James Squire brought home a litter of new kittens from the pet shop. He placed the box on the floor and let out a sigh of relief. "Now..." he said. "What am I going to call you cheeky little things?"

 

"Meow," said the kittens in unison.

 

"Mortimer it is! All of you! You're all called Mortimer!"

[Wotty]

Nathan James Squire brought home a litter of new kittens from the pet shop. He placed the box on the floor and let out a sigh of relief. "Now..." he said. "What am I going to call you cheeky little things?"

 

"Meow," said the kittens in unison.

 

"Mortimer it is! All of you! You're all called Mortimer!"

Meow to Mortimer ?........Cunning !

[Swazi]

Nathan James Squire brought home a litter of new kittens from the pet shop. He placed the box on the floor and let out a sigh of relief. "Now..." he said. "What am I going to call you cheeky little things?"

 

"Meow," said the kittens in unison.

 

"Mortimer it is! All of you! You're all called Mortimer!"

Meow to Mortimer ?........Cunning !

 

Yeah ! That makes sense !!

[Geoff]

The tales I weave constantly captivate audiences with their cunningness.

[Jez]

The tales I weave constantly captivate audiences with their cunningness.

 

Cunnilingus you say? Very nice I say!!

[Geoff]

The tales I weave constantly captivate audiences with their cunningness.

 

Cunnilingus you say? Very nice I say!!

I'm not familiar with that word so I looked it up on wikipedia and was faced with this:

 

 

[Jez]

The tales I weave constantly captivate audiences with their cunningness.

 

Cunnilingus you say? Very nice I say!!

I'm not familiar with that word so I looked it up on wikipedia and was faced with this:

 

 

 

 

Lick'tastic mate!

[John Drake]

I heard the queen's carriage flipped over after that picture was taken. They said she had a hairy crack up.

[Wotty]

The poor Queen.......

[Nick C]

How can he be a queen if he's getting up to all sorts of raunchy stuff like that? Good on you sir!

[Wotty]

How can he be a queen if he's getting up to all sorts of raunchy stuff like that? Good on you sir!

[Geoff]

"I don't want your fish, Queen! Leave me alone and try next door!" I found her persistence inexcusable and made a mental note to kill her in her sleep tonight.

[Wotty]

Chattering squids........

[Nick C]

Flea bitten transexual goat

[Geoff]

If Nick C ever does not deliver I will eat my face.

[Jez]

Face eating flatulent monkey boy.