Gosh, narcolepsy is so cool. Have you ever fallen asleep while pooping?
Anyway, KISS and Alice Cooper are influences on hair metal, but they are not hair metal bands anymore than the New York Dolls are punk. Same goes for Angel and Aerosmith.
Tigertailz are as hair metal as you can get, but they get no ranking?
Badlands? Scorpions? Aldo Nova? (Okay, the boots are kinda glam, but seriously.)
This list sucks.