Jimbo

TEARS Are Falling - KISS (Is there an echo in here? ) Sorry ksymrtn.

EVERY Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison

Swamp WOMAN - Stranger (Great song!)

WHERE There's A Whip There's A Way - Faster Pussycat

In and OUT of Love - Bon Jovi

Dance the Night AWAY - VH

Walkin' SHOES - Tora Tora (Does that count?)

I was surprised to find a copy of BulletBoys' Freakshow in the close-out bin for a buck. Decent CD at a great price! I also picked up Enuff Z'nuff's Animals With Human Intelligence for $2.50. Very underrated (even by me until a few repeated listenings!)

Here's a handful that haven't been mentioned (a day late and a dollar short ) New Thing by Enuff Z'nuff Stranger by Holy Soldier Nothing to Fear by New England Hot Cherie by Hardline Alibi by Vandenberg Caught in the Game by Airrace You're So Strange by Kik Tracee Lorraine by 220 Volt My Girl by Chilliwack ***pant, pant, pant... *** Chain Lightning by .38 Special Messin' Around by Heartless Island in the Sun by Alcatrazz Anyway You Want It by Angel Anytime by MSG ***hoo... haaa... must catch breath... *** No More Lies by Schon and Hammer Holiday by Scorpions House of Pain by Faster Pussycat Gypsy Road by Cinderella Little Fighter by White Lion Tell Me What You Want by Zebra More Than a Feeling by Boston God Gave Rock and Roll to You II by KISS ***I'm getting dizzy... I need to go lay down... Does anyone else notice that the room is spinning?***

Got some new stuff... 1. Enuff Z'nuff - Animals with Human Intelligence (Growing on me.) 2. Saigon Kick - The Lizard (Ok, but not great.) 3. KISS demos (Beck, Love's a Dirty Weapon, When Two Hearts Collide, etc.) 4. Jillson - Deadly Girl (Sophisticated garage band rock. Fun.) 5. Stranger - No Rules (Swamp Rock. More fun.)

Knock knock. >>Who's there? Jason (FA-Q). >>That's nice. Now let go of my nutsack. (I can't believe this really lame joke was my 50th post. Talk about anti-climactic.)

For the fourth day in row, an Irishman stepped into a pub and ordered three pints of ale. Curious, the bartender asked him, "Lad, why do you not order one at a time? After all, I'm certain the ale loses its fizz and goes stale from the sittin'." The man looked up from his drinking and replied, "Well, ya see sir, me brother Seamus lives in England, and me brother Patsy lives in Australia. So we all decided that as long as we live, whenever we order an ale we would also order one for our brothers to keep us close in spirit." The bartender smiled and left him to his drinking. When the same man came in the next day and ordered only two pints, the bartender was taken aback. "Oh my, son. I'm so sorry for your loss." The Irishman looked up startled. Then realizing why the bartender was offering his condolences, he laughed and shook his red head. "Oh no, no! Me brothers are jes' fine. But ya see, I gave up drinkin' for Lent!"

An Englishman, a Scottsman and an Irishman are all sitting in a pub. The bartender brings them each a stout of ale, never noticing before he leaves that each has a fly in it. The Englishman is repulsed and tries to get the attention of the barkeep to take the ale back. The Scottsman flicks the fly out of his drink and has a swallow. The Irishman grabs the fly by the wings and yells at it, "Spit it out, damn ya!"

KC ROCKER really started something with this topic. Maybe Dan ought to give it a heading all to itself... Anyhoo, here's my latest disc rotation (in no particular order). 1. A.K.A. - Dangerous Addiction 2. Lancia - Lancia 3. Vince Neil - Exposed 4. Emergency - Boys Will Be Boys 5. Jillson - Deadly Girl (Special thanks to Tim for hooking me up with most of the above).

A lonely man sits all alone on a stool, drinking away his sorrow, when into the shabby bar walks a scruffy, flea-bitten mutt. As the man watches, the dog proceeds to trot past the bar's few startled patrons, lays down in the corner and starts licking it's own balls. The lonely man, impressed by what he sees, comments to the bartender, "I sure wish I could do that." To which the bartender replies, "Well, it's fine by me, buddy. But maybe you oughta pet him first."

Here's my top 5 cassettes. (I'm too cheap to spring for a CD player for the car). 1. Europe - Final Countdown 2. W.A.S.P. - Last Command 3. Wicked Lester - Unreleased Demos 4. .38 Special - Wild Eyed Southern Boys 5. Aldo Nova - Aldo Nova

37 Special, 38 Special... Hey, whatever it takes. All kidding aside though, 66 mustang is right. This band knew how to rock. They even had a Van Zant brother for godsakes! How many Southern Rock bands can claim that?! (Okay, all of them. But you get my point). I'm in agreement here. More .38 please. Jim

Okay, here's my list of 5 1. Angel - Angel 2. New England - New England 3. Europe - Europe (Does anyone else see a trend here?) 4. Angel - Helluva Band 5. MSG - Michael Schenker Story Live 6. Michael Jackson - Thriller (Just kidding. It's really Bad.)