Jimbo

New England Vandenberg Angel Starz Toxic Heart (Seriously. The single is nice, but when is the album finally coming out?)

Congratulations on your new parents, Ian Lawrence! You made an excellent choice!

Who came on the scene? That's gross.

Is infinity minus one still infinity?

That's a pretty good week right there!

I am not an advocate of socialism. I am a mocha mint.

She was up by 3 this morning, just how popular is she over in Deutschland? There's no reason to call names.

He takes another home agaaain, to find me waiting for him... Sheena, Sheena Hey Pete! I bet your lyric writing doesn't get anywhere near the standard of this 'Classic' does it Dude, why can't you just stick to the topic at hand. Seriously, the rest of us are really embarrassed for you. Sorry, Peter. You were saying?

My baaaby takes the morning traaain, he works from nine to fiiive agaaaain...Oh, sorry guys. Did I miss anything?

To be fair, all the clock stoppages in the NFL do not necessarily mean "no-play". There is action going on before the clock starts in most cases. And half-time takes twelve to fifteen minutes.

When you listen to fools the mob rules. -Black Sabbath "Mob Rules"

Well, first off, baseball is unique in that it has no time constraints. It is much more leisurely and people who enjoy it do so specifically because it moves at a slower pace and there is no clock. A typical nine inning game can last anywhere from an hour and a half to a marathon of eight or nine hours long (with extra innings being played). A typical NBA game lasts about two hours with timeouts and stoppages. Not bad, and most timeouts are brief. The NFL is the worst offender, because even though it uses a 60 minute clock (four quarters at 15 minutes each) the actual games usually last three and a half hours. There are team timeouts. There are instant replay timeouts. There are television timeouts. There are injury timeouts. There is a timeout with two minutes to go in each half. The clock stops when a player steps out of bounds or "spikes" the ball with less than two minutes to play or drops a pass...And the really weird thing is, the stoppages have actually become central to the game itself. Strategy and the way television covers the game have been completely altered over the years by all the extra stopping. And most fans may grumble about it, but in the end, that's just what we've become accustomed to. And the NHL I know nothing about.

Be still my beating heart !!!!!!!!!! Thank merry fuck for that!! Now you need to get a turntable And electricity.

It ain't a crime to be good to yourself. -KISS - "Lick It Up" Don't ask me, I don't know. -Ozzy Osbourne - "I Don't Know" You can't kick your dog forever. Soon it'll bite or run away. -FarCry - "Love Won't Wait"

I don't even wear pants, why would I start wearing skirts? I can't believe you didn't even notice either, it's like I'm not even here... I have got to stop reading this stuff during lunch.

You gotta admit, that Sheena is spritely. Has FarCry thought about wearing shorter skirts?

I was gonna say something on similar lines, but deemed it to offensive. With your taste in football teams you're calling ME offensive?

Wow. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, are Journey still a bunch of pricks?

In reviewing the above post, I have come to the conclusion that I may have crossed a line. But dang, that was funny.

If you continually chew before you swallow...well, you're gonna hurt someone.

It's like being the only guy in rush hour to be pulled over for speeding. And horse whipped.

Watched "City of Ember" with the family and was not too impressed. It wasn't quite as preachy as the book, and the atmosphere/cinematography were impressive...but how many end of the world fighting over canned peaches movies can one person stand?

Because all my bitches ovulate. - Shawn Kemp Y A P A Z

If you don't stop making that muscle in tact you'll go blind.

So...you ARE going to eat that?