The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

I was so bored this morning I started writing a short story but it already bores and annoys me and I haven't finished the first page. It was about a rebel and a whore. He was bored with her dialogue and was going to leave without paying and I'm all like, where the f*ck is this shit going? So I canned it for now. May need to rethink the entire thing and write about dolphins instead.

How about he leaves her and then pines for her but by then she's gone and now he has to go looking for her. Oh the adventures of "The Rebel Without A Whore"....No? oh well, I tried!!

That's about as far as you could take something as shit as what I started out with.

[phaffas]

I was so bored this morning I started writing a short story but it already bores and annoys me and I haven't finished the first page. It was about a rebel and a whore. He was bored with her dialogue and was going to leave without paying and I'm all like, where the f*ck is this shit going? So I canned it for now. May need to rethink the entire thing and write about dolphins instead.

How about he leaves her and then pines for her but by then she's gone and now he has to go looking for her. Oh the adventures of "The Rebel Without A Whore"....No? oh well, I tried!!

That's about as far as you could take something as shit as what I started out with.

Dolphins are metal.

[phaffas]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

[Geoff]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

[phaffas]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

 

He'll prob still be in bed when i get there... but thats ok, beg hugs are good too

[Wotty]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

[Nick C]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

[Wotty]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

But at least it's the home of Neighbours and Home And Away........

[Jez]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

But at least it's the home of Neighbours and Home And Away........

 

And Shane Warne's chain of Pie Shops.

[Wotty]

I've got my cds ready for tomorrow.....

[Geoff]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

But at least it's the home of Neighbours and Home And Away........

I was in Summer Bay last Saturday at dusk. It was actually really nice, even if the sun does fall down past the mountains too prematurely.

[Jez]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

But at least it's the home of Neighbours and Home And Away........

I was in Summer Bay last Saturday at dusk. It was actually really nice, even if the sun does fall down past the mountains too prematurely.

 

Seems everything is premature in the land of Oz mate

[Geoff]

This time tomorrow ill be in the most boring place in the world... Adelaide...

I thought you were going to say you were going to England. Well, say hi to Lindsay for me. Hug him too, if he's cool with it. I know he'd prefer a proper one from me, but do your best champ.

Geoff,and twice

Indeed...shocking My mate just came back a few months ago after emmigrating to Oz....he said unless you like beaches it's boring so cheer up Ian, anyway now he's gonna be moving down to the Cotswolds...v.nice....but I imagine it's a little quiet there too!

But at least it's the home of Neighbours and Home And Away........

I was in Summer Bay last Saturday at dusk. It was actually really nice, even if the sun does fall down past the mountains too prematurely.

 

Seems everything is premature in the land of Oz mate

Is the land of Oz code for my bedroom? Because I can't speak for my fellow Australian, but there are way to many premature evacuations of fluid going on in my bedroom. And then when I've finished moisturising my face before my wife gets a chance the sex is pretty quick too.

[Wotty]

It's a shame about egg-nog !!!!!!

[Geoff]

Egg. Clog. Snog. Bog.

[phaffas]

Ahh back in the office.. i prefer Adelaide..

[Geoff]

Ahh back in the office.. i prefer Adelaide..

What was it like? Nowhere near as bad as you thought?

[phaffas]

Ahh back in the office.. i prefer Adelaide..

What was it like? Nowhere near as bad as you thought?

 

Blows Melbourne away. Nice place.

[Wotty]

Tom's got a new shirt.........

[Chris]

Tom's got a new shirt.........

Blasphemy!!

[Wotty]

Tom's got a new shirt.........

Blasphemy!!

Tis true.........

[Nick C]

It rained really hard before....but now it's all sunny again.

[Wotty]

It rained really hard before....but now it's all sunny again.

And here...........

[Nick C]

It's still sunny here.

[Chris]

I had to work late.