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Keith aka Fat Freddy in the house

Killing everyone, namely the two mouse

Poor enough to walk into his wikkid trap

Not traditional, he doesn't like it to go snap

He likes the mice to suffer

Anyone got a problem with that, well cuff 'er

To the bed and have your way with her

In the kitchen her sister gives dinner a stir

Before meeting Keith in the bedroom

Takes more than two women to satisfy this sexual baboon

That's right I'm talkin' 'bout my homie Keith

Around my neck I have pictures of him set up like a wreath

 

Quite a triumph of words my good man. Witty, and flavorful. Just a hint of realism yet smacks of the most truthful of truths. Me and my homies quite enjoyed it as we sipped our mochas. Quentin nearly spat his African blend on Brighton. Word up my kind sir.

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Thanks for sprinkling pepper and salt on my flayva, The J. Be sure to say 'sup to Quentin and Brighton for me. Tell them they're in my chest, amidst my beating hard heart concealed by my steel-like ribcage. I miss those cats.

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Good Morning JustJason!!

 

There is a bowl of blue Froot Loops floating in olive oil inside your bread box. You will find further instructions underneath that bowl.

 

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Good Morning JustJason!!

 

The eggs are all in one basket.

 

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Good Morning JustJason!

 

I am not at liberty to comment any further.

 

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Eric Brittingham can piss anywhere he wants, because he is the Alpha Dog.

 

Speaking of which, Eric is going to punish Justin Timberlake severely for starring in a movie by that title. Who the hell does Justin think he is?

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Eric Brittingham can piss anywhere he wants, because he is the Alpha Dog.

 

Speaking of which, Eric is going to punish Justin Timberlake severely for starring in a movie by that title. Who the hell does Justin think he is?

 

 

 

Eric brought Sexy Back way before Justin was born.

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Good Morning JustJason!

 

Eric Brittingham wishes to remind you that it's your turn to protect the cheese.

 

Nertz

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The Cheese is being protected by the ham and two pieces of bread.

 

I'm sorry Wes, but that's incorrect. The Cheese Stands Alone. Therefore it needs protection. Eric Brittingham is usually on it but he's got errands to run today.

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The Cheese is being protected by the ham and two pieces of bread.

 

I'm sorry Wes, but that's incorrect. The Cheese Stands Alone. Therefore it needs protection. Eric Brittingham is usually on it but he's got errands to run today.

 

 

 

The only cheese I saw today was on my sandwhich I had for lunch and the cheese that I put on top of my chili I ate for dinner. Obviously no one was protecting the cheese because I ate it on both occasions without much of a fight.

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I fear that Eric Brittingham will be stopping by to discuss your cheese-defiling ways, Wes.

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