Chris Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...de.html?connect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 There was a documentary about this and other instances of object 'Luuurrve' over here last year on Channel 4, including a woman and church pew, the man fucking his Volkswagen Beatle up the tail pipe (aswell as the reporters pick up in the car park at night, I kid you not), another woman and a fairground ride and lastly, the woman who had fallen in love with the Eiffel Tower. It made very interesting viewing, the f.u.c.k.i.n.g. freaks. That's all, I am off to shag the nearest post box!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think I saw some of the documentary Jez speaks of, or at least something similar, not that long ago...and I believe this Froot Loop was in it, unless there's more than one person out there with a thing for amusement park rides. There was also a woman in the program who was "married" to the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco and one to the Eiffel Tower (who even changed her last name to "Eiffel" to make it official)!! At least they can't breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think I saw some of the documentary Jez speaks of, or at least something similar, not that long ago...and I believe this Froot Loop was in it, unless there's more than one person out there with a thing for amusement park rides. There was also a woman in the program who was "married" to the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco and one to the Eiffel Tower (who even changed her last name to "Eiffel" to make it official)!! At least they can't breed. They are all Americans you know! What ya got in the water over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicego Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 >> objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride. << Hmmmmm, is THIS why I keep bumping into that wall in the hallway????? And, if you look at that picture of her in the story she is clearly having ummmm .. wait, wouldn't that be objectum PORNOGRAPHY?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Star Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Wow and I thought I had seen it all.. Damn... But, like Keith said, Least they can't breed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Here's my little beauty. Love at first sight it was. Front and rear entry too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicego Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 >> But, like Keith said, Least they can't breed.... << Ohhhhh, I disagree! THEY can't but SHE can. I'm sure she'll come up with some way to be artificially inseminated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said. ...Oh sure, until he leaves her for that cute little merry-go-round in the kiddie section with the fresh coat of paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicego Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 >> ...Oh sure, until he leaves her for that cute little merry-go-round in the kiddie section with the fresh coat of paint. << Dude, that's just fucked up .. don't be ruinin her dreams n stuff. She's in luuuuuuurrrrrrve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Here's my little beauty. Love at first sight it was. Front and rear entry too hahaha ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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