Pointless Nonsense

[Nick C]

Dinosaurs rule fuck all!

[Wotty]

Bodypoppin'.......... WHY ?

[Geoff]

"I haven't the foggiest," said the Englishman. Then the doberman devoured him.

[Nick C]

Rope em in !

[Jimbo]

I am not an advocate of socialism.

I am a mocha mint.

[Geoff]

It's been 14 years since I was last in Mongolia. I wonder if that tree I wrote poetry under still stands in the paddock I sat in.

[Wotty]

It's been 14 years since I was last in Mongolia. I wonder if that tree I wrote poetry under still stands in the paddock I sat in.

Nope.........

[Wotty]

Jez's Encyclopedic knowledge of footie........

[Jimbo]

Is infinity minus one still infinity?

[Geoff]

The water tank stood at the rear end of the paddock. "Look at that water tank," said Bill.

 

So Troy looked at the water tank.

 

There was an awkward silence. Troy did not know whether to point out that he was looking at the water tank, and Bill did not know what to say now that Troy was looking at the water tank. This was going to be a long afternoon.

[Nick C]

A transformer makes use of Faraday's law and the ferromagnetic properties of an iron core to efficiently raise or lower AC voltages. It of course cannot increase power so that if the voltage is raised, the current is proportionally lowered and vice versa.

 

So it's not a robot in disguise after all!

[Jimbo]

Well, if I'd known you were on fire I wouldn't have asked you to get the groceries, now would I?

[Geoff]

"Don't!" she demanded.

 

"Really?" he said.

 

"Nah, I was kidding. Go ahead and eat the corpse you've been keeping in the fridge since our honeymoon."

[Jimbo]

"Don't!" she demanded.

 

"Really?" he said.

 

"Nah, I was kidding. Go ahead and eat the corpse you've been keeping in the fridge since our honeymoon."

 

"Must you always bring up that trip?" he snapped while plucking out an eyeball.

[Wotty]

A transformer makes use of Faraday's law and the ferromagnetic properties of an iron core to efficiently raise or lower AC voltages. It of course cannot increase power so that if the voltage is raised, the current is proportionally lowered and vice versa.

 

So it's not a robot in disguise after all!

My thoughts exactly..

[aMetalhead1966]

Elvis has left the building....

[Wotty]

Elvis has left the building....

In a clean and tidy state I hope........

[aMetalhead1966]

Elvis has left the building....

In a clean and tidy state I hope........

Hell no...there are Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana

sandwiches every where...and empty pill bottles...

[Wotty]

Elvis has left the building....

In a clean and tidy state I hope........

Hell no...there are Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana

sandwiches every where...and empty pill bottles...

I just hope he,at least,cleaned the toilet..........

[Jimbo]

Elvis has left the building....

In a clean and tidy state I hope........

Hell no...there are Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana

sandwiches every where...and empty pill bottles...

I just hope he,at least,cleaned the toilet..........

 

Not only did he not clean it, but the king left a hunka hunka burning love!

[aMetalhead1966]

Elvis has left the building....

In a clean and tidy state I hope........

Hell no...there are Grilled Peanut Butter and Banana

sandwiches every where...and empty pill bottles...

I just hope he,at least,cleaned the toilet..........

 

Not only did he not clean it, but the king left a hunka hunka burning love!

[Geoff]

The yellow-teethed trollop prowled the street, her mangled hair hiding her horribly made up face. As the car slowed she hurried along and knocked on the window. He did not unwind the window. "Oi, ya f*cking c*nt! Don't you want to f*ck me?" she yelled.

 

In the confines of his car he squirmed from within. It was then he realised he'd caught worms from his dogs that morning.

[Wotty]

Just pointless.......

 

Trying to talk to the enemy.............

[Geoff]

The garden was green. Suddenly night fell. The garden was mostly black and darker shades of other colours... but mostly just black.

[heaven&hell]

The garden was green. Suddenly night fell. The garden was mostly black and darker shades of other colours... but mostly just black.

 

You're so emo.