Pointless Nonsense

[Geoff]

I don't believe it is Quicksand Jesus who is so far away... I believe that without him, it is I who is so far away. He's right where he needs to be.

[Chris]

Who is Quicksand Jesus? And why, pray tell, is he so far away?

 

 

I believe I was refering to the Skid Row song of the same name, but for why he's so far away I do not know.

I was referring to the same song. Had the lyrics backward. My bad...

[heaven&hell]

The Green Lantern rules.

[Geoff]

I prefer a clear lantern, so I can see the elves when they hide from Nick in the dark and I have to lead him to safety.

[aMetalhead1966]

Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

[Geoff]

I thought the ambulance was for me. Then I realised the person gasping for his last breath of air at the mercy of my foot across his throat may need it more than me.

[heaven&hell]

I wonder if my wife would leave me if I killed her dog.

[Geoff]

How long have you had the dog, Wes? Do you really hate it? It's funny you call it "her dog".

[Chris]

How can one hate one of God's creatures?

[heaven&hell]

How long have you had the dog, Wes? Do you really hate it? It's funny you call it "her dog".

 

 

It's only "Her" dog when I'm pissed off at it.

[Geoff]

Our dog at home is "her dog" when it's being cute and good, but when she creates problems and trouble surrounds her it's "our dog" and my duty to do something about it. Life rules.

[Nick C]

We have no dog.........

 

but it's her cat, and her hamster, and her giant African land snail, and her goldfish (although I have to take care of them!!).

[heaven&hell]

I refuse to bow down to conformity.

[Nick C]

I have run out of coffee at work, with 5 hours still to go this is a potential disaster!

[heaven&hell]

Pocket Pool is the sport of the future.

[Chris]

Pocket Pool is the sport of the future.

It's the game where you can beat yourself blind.

[Geoff]

I think Buttock Appreciation is a game of the future, as it has emerged as a powerhouse contender in the here and now.

[heaven&hell]

Pocket Pool is the sport of the future.

It's the game where you can beat yourself blind.

 

 

Never has truer words been spoken, I'm mean typed.

[Nick C]

I'm covered in jelly, custard, cream and sprinkles ..... I'm not to be trifled with!

[Chris]

I'm covered in jelly, custard, cream and sprinkles ..... I'm not to be trifled with!

OK then....

[heaven&hell]

I'm covered in jelly, custard, cream and sprinkles ..... I'm not to be trifled with!

 

 

Nick, are you trying to turn Geoff on?

[Geoff]

I'm covered in jelly, custard, cream and sprinkles ..... I'm not to be trifled with!

 

 

Nick, are you trying to turn Geoff on?

Trying? Not required.

[Nick C]

Skippyyyyy

Skippyyyyy

Skippy the bush kangaroo.

Skippyyyyy

Skippyyyyy

Skippy our friend ever true.

[Chris]

Skippyyyyy

Skippyyyyy

Skippy the bush kangaroo.

Skippyyyyy

Skippyyyyy

Skippy our friend ever true.

Uhhhh yeah. Cliff's on his way over.

[heaven&hell]

Potting soil is good for your skin.