Swazi Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Boomeranging cabbages........ ... come flying through the window .... And then out again......... and off down the lane. Stopping at the corner shop.......... to buy some sausages ....... For the b-b-q at the house of.......... Ian Watson and ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Boomeranging cabbages........ ... come flying through the window .... And then out again......... and off down the lane. Stopping at the corner shop.......... to buy some sausages ....... For the b-b-q at the house of.......... Ian Watson and ......... The fluffy bunnies of the god......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Boomeranging cabbages........ ... come flying through the window .... And then out again......... and off down the lane. Stopping at the corner shop.......... to buy some sausages ....... For the b-b-q at the house of.......... Ian Watson and ......... The fluffy bunnies of the god......... Ashmielda and his .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Boomeranging cabbages........ ... come flying through the window .... And then out again......... and off down the lane. Stopping at the corner shop.......... to buy some sausages ....... For the b-b-q at the house of.......... Ian Watson and ......... The fluffy bunnies of the god......... Ashmielda and his .... Minnions of pinkness who loved..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... a damn good strong...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... a damn good strong...... cabbage-soup, which was made .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... a damn good strong...... cabbage-soup, which was made .... under laboratory conditions,caused by............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... a damn good strong...... cabbage-soup, which was made .... under laboratory conditions,caused by............ a close proximity to a laboratory ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Minnions of pinkness who loved..... a decent sausage and ... a damn good strong...... cabbage-soup, which was made .... under laboratory conditions,caused by............ a close proximity to a laboratory ! You would've thought so,but no it was............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharatan Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 holidaying, sexing, watermelowing, frappeing, fishboating, airconditioning, holidaying, sexing, ice-creaming, figing, mango teaing, holidaying, sexing, redd barroning, metaling, steeleing, scanning, holidaying, sexing, youtubing, ebaying, paypaling, googling, facebooking, holidaying, sexing, basslining, smoking, tour de franceing, wimbledoning, motogping, holidaying, sexing........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 holidaying, sexing, watermelowing, frappeing, fishboating, airconditioning, holidaying, sexing, ice-creaming, figing, mango teaing, holidaying, sexing, redd barroning, metaling, steeleing, scanning, holidaying, sexing, youtubing, ebaying, paypaling, googling, facebooking, holidaying, sexing, basslining, smoking, tour de franceing, wimbledoning, motogping, holidaying, sexing........ You left out sexing.... I don't think !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Who won't you eat my face particles?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Atoms of a visage then, not often you get those as a pizza topping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 What happened to the cabbages and sausages ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 What happened to the cabbages and sausages ? They eloped.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 ".... and tonight Nick, on Stars In Your Eyes who are you going to be?" "Well tonight Matthew I'd like to be the crab nebula!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 My eyes are like polar bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 ".... and tonight Nick, on Stars In Your Eyes who are you going to be?" "Well tonight Matthew I'd like to be the crab nebula!" Sorry Nick....But someone from Sidcup has the crab to a tee !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Strength walked to the isle in the supermarket and picked up a 36 pack of condoms. He then walked to the front of the store. All the checkouts were packed, with at least ten customers each with full trolleys of shopping. The '15 Items And Less lines' were empty. Strength picked out the most attractive checkout chick and waited in a line ten people strong with his packet of condoms. An hour passed before he finally got to the checkout. He lay the condoms on the rolling thing and the girl behind the counter picked them up, scanned them and asked him for the money. Stength grinned, looking at his condoms and said, 'Got a busy weekend planned.' And winked. Stacey, behind the counter, was picking skin from beneath her nails and didn't hear Strength's comment. She wished all her customers were dead, including Strength. Strength realised she didn't hear his comment and as she handed back the change he said, 'Looks like I got a lot of work to do over the weekend.' But again she was more interested in thinking about polar bears and missed his comment again. Strength, feeling dejected, realised this, grabbed his condoms and left the shop. Damn, he sure had wasted his time in that queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 What do Wombles do when Wimbledon Common is just TOO clean ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 ".... and tonight Nick, on Stars In Your Eyes who are you going to be?" "Well tonight Matthew I'd like to be the crab nebula!" Sorry Nick....But someone from Sidcup has the crab to a tee !!!!!!!!! Darn....I'll be the Horsehead Nebula then.....actually Ruud van Nistleroy probably beat me to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 ".... and tonight Nick, on Stars In Your Eyes who are you going to be?" "Well tonight Matthew I'd like to be the crab nebula!" Sorry Nick....But someone from Sidcup has the crab to a tee !!!!!!!!! Darn....I'll be the Horsehead Nebula then.....actually Ruud van Nistleroy probably beat me to that! No probably about it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wimbel my don. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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