Easter is cool, mainly because of the norks.
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The Easter Bunny never brings ME any norks. Just those damn marshmallow peeps. I must be on his shit list
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Yeah you must be dude, I push aside the fake pink grass in my Easter basket to reveal a pair of D-cups. You don't get that?
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Nah, maybe it's cuz I use the green fake grass.
At least the Marshmallow Peeps explode when you put 'em in the microwave. Ever try that? It's tons o'fun for the kids on Easter morning.
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I bet the wife appreciates that too. Add the microwave to the pile of dishes from Easter dinner to the pile of clean up duties.....