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Some people need a better hobby Turd Birds The origins of "Shit" Ever wonder where the word shit comes from? Well here it is. Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Gertie was the little sister in E.T. Remember the little innocent version of Drew Berrymore?

Blow that stuff out, babe!!!!!! Spinnin' here.......Pretty Maids ~ Scream You say that to all the guys This morning it was: Ivory Tower - Little Bits Of Dreams Frontline - The Seventh Sign

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Duh...last week, I went to Metal Mayhem and got 2 Ivory Tower cd's as well as cd's by Trixie and Goodnight Gracie. Any fans of early Crue might like Trixie. The singer sounds like a young Vince and the band is kind of like PBF + Crue. Ivory Tower - Little Bits Of Dreams is a great rocker! Metal Mayhem Andy has some soundbytes up at Melodic Rock if anyone wants to check them out. They're on the left of the main page

Sommmmmmmmmmmmmmebody SSSSSSSSStop Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I just ransacked eBay and bought the entire Doro/Warlock collection (minus the best of's and live ones). All to the tune of approx $200. Must have been a German Bug that bit me

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) Staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. This is the actual answering machine message for the school: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection: "To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 "To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2 "To complain about what we do - Press 3 "To swear at staff members - Press 4 "To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5 "If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 "If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7 "To request another teacher for the third time this year- Press 8 "To complain about bus transportation - Press 9 "To complain about school lunches - Press 0 "If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!" If you can read this thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a veteran.

I've seen it referred to as Cyberbrat a few times when sum1 typ3s like this ju$ 2 g3t sum @tt3nti0n. It's pr3tty ann0y1ng a1n't 1t?

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

MJ likes anything that involves.............. ............Nevermind. She can tell you. OMG..............YOU............. sh'up shuttin' up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do the hokey pokey and you stick it in and out...that's what it's all about

MJ likes anything that involves.............. ............Nevermind. She can tell you.

YOU!!!!....Aussie Guy!!!...Pull out of that Kangaroo and step away from the crackpipe!!! What the hell did you say in that post? Try correct English and not Cyberbrat

Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop? ~~~~~~ What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment. ~~~~~~ Define Transvestite. A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. ~~~~~~ What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders. A scrotum pole. ~~~~~~ What do dildos and soybeans have in common? They are both used as substitute meat. ~~~~~~ What do you call kids born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts. ~~~~~~ What do a coffin and a condom have in common? They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going. ~~~~~~ Can you say three two letter words that denote small? Is it in? ~~~~~~ What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip. ~~~~~~ What has 75 balls and screws old ladies for money? A bingo machine. ~~~~~~ What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-er. ~~~~~~ Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade. ~~~~~~ How do you make 5 kg's of fat look good enough to eat? Put a nipple on it. ~~~~~~ What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. ~~~~~~ What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a Great Year. ~~~~~~ How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard! ~~~~~~ Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year. ~~~~~~ What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. ~~~~~~ How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.

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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity." "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his New home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "Fuck me, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, How ya doin', Dave?"

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