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Remember Heather Thomas from The Fall Guy?

Better Pics Of Catherine Bell That I Couldn't Post Here

Check more Elisha pics out HERE

Catherine Bell: When you watch JAG, you really never think of her this way! DAYAM!!!! SHE'S FRIGGIN HOT!!!!

I usually go through a guy named Brett Harling on eBay. He's easy to deal with and ships very quickly! Harlings

Elisha Cuthbert

And of course we have the Buffy babe:

And yet another one of my favorites! Tara Reid:

Well...since you guys are all busy drooling over on the Olson Twins thread, I might as well start one that you all can add to with different chicks that get your blood boiling. Jessica Simpson might be a complete flake, but she's absolutely Smokin!

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?" As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?" "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick." "Huh," the younger doctor said. "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps." As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?" "Well, just like you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope. When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

Does this make any of you boozers out there think a little? After Long Night Of Drinking

A few minutes before the services started, the people were seated in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for an exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his Presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a single word?", asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And yet you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years"

Read it again Marla

A blonde named Marla, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a near by well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess... I could use some one to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Marla quickly responded, "How about $50.00?" The man agreed and told her to paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical isn't it?" The wife replied, "Your right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those "dumb blonde" jokes we've been getting by E-mail lately," A short time later, Marla came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" The husband asked. "Yes" Marla replied, and I had paint left over, so I gave it 2 coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way" the Marla added, "That is NOT a Porsche it's a Ferrari."

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late! His friend looks at him and says, "It's all in the attitude, buddy. You're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the front door, storm up the steps, throw my clothes on the floor, jump naked into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'WHO'S HORNY?' and she acts like she's sound asleep every time.

A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweller looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the young man said. At that, the jeweller fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" "I'll pay by check but, of course, the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then I'll pickup the ring on Monday," the young man suggested. The jeweller agreed. Monday morning a very pissed off jeweller phoned the man. "You bastard - you lied! There's no money in that account!" "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"

Political Wisdom... POLITICAL WISDOM FROM SOME VERY WISE PEOPLE... 1. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. --Mark Twain (1868) 2. We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --Winston Churchill (1935) 3. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. --George Bernard Shaw 4. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. --G. Gordon Liddy 5. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) 6. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. --Douglas Casey, Classmate of W. J. Clinton at Georgetown U. (1992) 7. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. --P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 8. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else. --Frederic Bastiat, French Economist 9. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. --Ronald Reagan (1986) 10. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --Will Rogers 11. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. --P.J. O'Rourke 12. If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist. --Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review at one time (1995) 13. In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --Voltaire 14. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take aninterest in you. --Pericles (430 B.C.) 15. No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. --Mark Twain (1866) 16. Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it. --(Unknown) 17. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. --Ronald Reagan 18. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill 19. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. --Mark Twain 20. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. --Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher 21. There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress. --Mark Twain 22. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. --Edward Langley, Artist 1928-1995 23. When buying and selling is controlled by legislation, the first things bought and sold are legislators. --J. P. O'Rourke

Eternal Champion - Sargant Fury

Dreams In The Dark - Badlands

These Boots - Megadeth

This is waaaay to friggin funny! They made a video about Jason's childhood experiences: Bangin On The Bedroom Door

Defense System

MARLA!!!!! Whoa!!!!!!!!