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I'm not one to get caught up in a bidding war over a cd that costs that much, but i have bought "bootlegs" in the past because I knew they were to begin with. I've bought bootleg dvd sets of TV shows I remember as a kid that I haven't seen since then. I know that it's illegal to sell them, but sometimes it's just about the only way to get your hands on them. As for the Bootlegs being passed off as originals, I feel that is a completely shitty way to try and rip someone off and I think they deserve to be booted off eBay. I know that they're very similiar situations, but at least some of the sellers will not lie about them being bootlegged so you know what you're getting yourself into

She looks alot like Kylie Minogue did back in the late 80's when The Locomotion video came out Well....except for those massive "personalities"

Only on your lap? Wait til she moves up to your.......... Nevermind Sorry Wiggles....oops...I mean Marla

It must be nice to have such a rich fantasy life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It really is. I call it Jayland, and it's a lovely place. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JayLand is right next door to Michael Jackson's Neverland. Now THAT"S Ironic doncha think?

Here I thought Marla and Christine were the only ones doing that here I was lied to!

Say It Isn't So!!!!

Then he'd definately be getting some responses wouldn't he?

I'm not going to be a dick and say what I really feel, but contributing to the site and making friends here is pretty beneficial when it comes to doing trades with people. If you want the cd's so bad, go watch eBay for them. Most of the ones you want are pretty cheap. I even go to pawn shops and get them for under $5 each. I've done alot of trades with people on this board because they have added posts, information, and a little personality to the forums. You've contributed next to nothing except for "I Want, I Want, I Want". On a side note,....why the hell are we "dishonest" or "liars" because we don't respond? All it means is that we didn't respond. We didn't lie or bullshit you in any way. Now go take your medication and get back to us when you've had some time to reflect on this issue

Jessica Biel

Kinda like Monica's little white marks on the middle of her dark dress made Bills?

Well...be a weenie and retract your bids as well and then rebid to see what happens

The bid you placed is only your highest bid. If you placed a $20 bid on a cd that starts at $5 and no one bids on it, you'll get it for the $5. If another guy comes along and bids 3-4 times and gives up, you'll get it at just a little over what the other guys highest bid is. If he retracts his bid, your winning price should go back down to the bid he placed before the one he retracted. Follow me?

For those of you who watch what you eat ... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and eat lots of fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like, speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Rubby Dub Dub

I wanna see where that rose it planted

DAMN! Little Leann is really grown up now huh?

Too lazy to take a pic of the cover or CD?!?!?!?!?! Sounds fishy to me. If I had a cd that was going for that much money, I'd get off my ass and take the damn picture. It's not that fuckin hard! Make sure you request a few good pics to make sure it's legit Cappy. No sense slinging that cash and getting a bootleg

Rodney Dangerfield One Liners: I tell ya... I can't get no respect... that's why I moved to Las Vegas.. I loved being called Jacob Cohen.. I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back! Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again." I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm! Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through." I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west! My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens. My mother had morning sickness after I was born. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide." I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..." When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette. One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me. I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. I knew a girl so ugly, the last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it. I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard! I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife. During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early." I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect." I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie. My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!" I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot! When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!

I can make you a CDR of Floyds Funk Revival. I got it a while back during the Napster Days. The CD was called Creamy Floyds Funk Revival Another trading Place for The Floyds and Floyds Funk Revival Megsplace

I swear to God there's a motorcycle in that pic somewhere!

Both of mine lifted as well as something else when I saw her

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

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