I would have told him this, "No bud, actually it is awesome, because I am wearing it, whats not awesome was when you wore it, cause you obviously wore it to fit in, something you never achieved, so take your little genetic mutation, and have fun listening to Michael Bolton on your ride home, by the way, your kid looks like maybe you fit in a little to well with your sis, have a good day sir" thats what I would say, then arm my brass knuckles inside my pocket.
But what's wrong with Michael Bolton? I mean, I celebrate his entire catalogue.