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[Chris]

Yeah, it would have been nice. Would you have let me borrow your snorkel?

Now that wouldn't be a homosexual reference, now would it?

[Geoff]

Yeah, it would have been nice. Would you have let me borrow your snorkel?

Now that wouldn't be a homosexual reference, now would it?

It wasn't, but funnily enough I thought how it could be but I'd already typed it. Okay, well could I have borrowed your flippers then? Have you ever seen baby turtles... hatchlings? Damn these things were cute?

[Chris]

Yeah, it would have been nice. Would you have let me borrow your snorkel?

Now that wouldn't be a homosexual reference, now would it?

It wasn't, but funnily enough I thought how it could be but I'd already typed it. Okay, well could I have borrowed your flippers then? Have you ever seen baby turtles... hatchlings? Damn these things were cute?

I've seen them on the coast here in Florida. They are awesome little creatures aren't they?

[Geoff]

Yeah, it would have been nice. Would you have let me borrow your snorkel?

Now that wouldn't be a homosexual reference, now would it?

It wasn't, but funnily enough I thought how it could be but I'd already typed it. Okay, well could I have borrowed your flippers then? Have you ever seen baby turtles... hatchlings? Damn these things were cute?

I've seen them on the coast here in Florida. They are awesome little creatures aren't they?

They certainly are. We didn't see any hatchlings on the beach and the only day I saw them at all was when I was snorkelling one day and completely randomly one swam into my head on his way out to sea. Could anything be more awesome than a baby turtle swimming into your head?

[Chris]

Yeah, it would have been nice. Would you have let me borrow your snorkel?

Now that wouldn't be a homosexual reference, now would it?

It wasn't, but funnily enough I thought how it could be but I'd already typed it. Okay, well could I have borrowed your flippers then? Have you ever seen baby turtles... hatchlings? Damn these things were cute?

I've seen them on the coast here in Florida. They are awesome little creatures aren't they?

They certainly are. We didn't see any hatchlings on the beach and the only day I saw them at all was when I was snorkelling one day and completely randomly one swam into my head on his way out to sea. Could anything be more awesome than a baby turtle swimming into your head?

Every year they have a get together at one of the beaches in the area so you could watch the hatchlings from a distance. Isn't it always a bummer when you see one that just doesn't make it?

[heaven&hell]

Who ordered all of this snow?

[Chris]

Who ordered all of this snow?

Did it come with your pizza?

[heaven&hell]

Who ordered all of this snow?

Did it come with your pizza?

 

If it did was it you that ordered it?

[Geoff]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

[heaven&hell]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

[Chris]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

[Jez]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

 

 

Were they full of love raisins?

[Chris]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

 

 

Were they full of love raisins?

Weren't they bollocks?

[Jez]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

 

 

Were they full of love raisins?

Weren't they bollocks?

 

 

I don't know - did I taste them?

[Chris]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

 

 

Were they full of love raisins?

Weren't they bollocks?

 

 

I don't know - did I taste them?

Are you saying you wanted to?

[Geoff]

What about nork flavoured pizza? Where's that one at?

 

(Insert - new ambition in life... to create this)

 

Whatever happened to Nork Muffins?

Geoff ate all of them, didn't he?

 

 

Were they full of love raisins?

Weren't they bollocks?

 

 

I don't know - did I taste them?

Are you saying you wanted to?

Trust me, you'd have wanted to taste these love raisins for sure. Or were they love melons?

[heaven&hell]

Does anyone else find it strange that Wednesday is known as hump day?

[Jez]

Does anyone else find it strange that Wednesday is known as hump day?

 

Are you a Camel, or just in a bad mood?

[Geoff]

Is sex sometimes referred to as humping elsewhere in the world, thus providing the same thoughts on 'hump day' that I have?

[Jez]

Is sex sometimes referred to as humping elsewhere in the world, thus providing the same thoughts on 'hump day' that I have?

 

 

From Bollocks to Humping. here begins the lesson.

 

 

Hump

 

1. A rounded mass or protuberance, such as the fleshy structure on the back of a camel or of some cattle.

2. A deformity of the back in humans caused by an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

3. The act or an instance of having sexual intercourse.

 

a. A low mound of earth; a hummock.

b. A mountain range.

5. A fit of depression; an emotional slump.

humped, hump·ing, humps

 

1. To bend or round into a hump; arch.

 

2. Slang

a. To exert (oneself).

b. To carry, especially on the back.

c. To get the Hump - to be annoyesd at.

 

3. Slang To engage in sexual intercourse with.

 

1. To exert oneself.

2. To hurry.

3. To engage in sexual intercourse.

 

 

Dry Humping - Frottage

 

Frottage, more commonly known as dry humping, is the act of achieving sexual pleasure with a partner or partners, whether naked or clothed, without penetration. This can include using almost every part of the body, including the buttocks, the breasts, abdomen, thighs, feet, hands, legs, and sexual organs. Frottage can include mutual genital rubbing, sometimes called genito-genital or GG rubbing and most of the other forms of non-penetrative sex.

 

There are many reasons a couple may choose frottage. The most common reasons are as a form of foreplay before intercourse or as a method to achieve sexual gratification without the more sexually explicit (and in some circumstances, forbidden) oral or vaginal sexual intercourse. Often young people will use frottage as an earlier stage of sexual intimacy before more explicit contact is desired, or as a substitute to intercourse to maintain a higher degree of chastity. Also, frottage can be done without getting undressed, and perhaps this is preferable. Panties, bras, pantyhose, socks, or stockings can aid in sexual arousal and stimulation.

 

 

 

[heaven&hell]

Did anyone else notice that Pete just hit 15,000 posts?

[Geoff]

Did anyone else notice that Pete just hit 15,000 posts?

I was too busy learning about "frottage". Is anyone else excited and ready for action?

[Chris]

Wow no other questions in this thread?

[RichieZ]

Did anyone else notice that Pete just hit 15,000 posts?

 

You mean Wotty hasn't noticed it yet?

[heaven&hell]

Did anyone else notice that Pete just hit 15,000 posts?

 

You mean Wotty hasn't noticed it yet?

 

It was noticed. Did you not see the thread?