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I'm just off to the kitchen to get a drink...

Get me one too, and make it a double.

What..a double Lilt fruit-crush ?? And you a lover of all things "beery" :whistle::whistle:

And Berry...the blue kind...

Don't forget the boo kind either...

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I'm just off to the kitchen to get a drink...

Get me one too, and make it a double.

What..a double Lilt fruit-crush ?? And you a lover of all things "beery" :whistle::whistle:

And Berry...the blue kind...

Don't forget the boo kind either...

Or the "Dingle" kind :whistle:

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I've just eaten a steak and kidney pie for dinner....

...with dingleberries on the side?

No..With carefully manipulated chips and vegetables from around the globe... :whistle:

Nice! Stay away from the dingleberries, they smell kinda funny....

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I've just eaten a steak and kidney pie for dinner....

...with dingleberries on the side?

No..With carefully manipulated chips and vegetables from around the globe... :whistle:

Nice! Stay away from the dingleberries, they smell kinda funny....

I'll recommend them to the enemy.... :whistle:

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The sails on my minature windmill outside are turning quite quickly..

Does that mean your ship is on the move? :whistle:

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The sails on my minature windmill outside are turning quite quickly..

Does that mean your ship is on the move? :whistle:

Unfortunately not...It just means it's fookin' windy :whistle:

Ohhhh :unsure: Don't I feel like the court jester!! :yikes:

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The sails on my minature windmill outside are turning quite quickly..

Does that mean your ship is on the move? :whistle:

Unfortunately not...It just means it's fookin' windy :whistle:

Ohhhh :unsure: Don't I feel like the court jester!! :yikes:

It's the price you have to pay matey.. :rofl2::rofl2:

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The sails on my minature windmill outside are turning quite quickly..

Does that mean your ship is on the move? :whistle:

Unfortunately not...It just means it's fookin' windy :whistle:

Ohhhh :unsure: Don't I feel like the court jester!! :yikes:

It's the price you have to pay matey.. :rofl2::rofl2:

I guess so.... :whistle:

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The enemy's got the Chrimbo decorations out..

Can you take the sails from your windmill and place them on a boat and get out of town now? :blink:

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

That's ok then... :whistle:

Glad that's out of the way...Back to being uninteresting... :whistle:

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

That's ok then... :whistle:

Glad that's out of the way...Back to being uninteresting... :whistle:

Right then..I'm sitting at a 47 degree angle to my tv....

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

That's ok then... :whistle:

Glad that's out of the way...Back to being uninteresting... :whistle:

Right then..I'm sitting at a 47 degree angle to my tv....

I'm sitting at a 55 degree angle to my TV.

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I'm making some bacon and eggs.

Out of what ??? :yikes::whistle::yikes:

Pigs and chicken ova?

That's ok then... :whistle:

Glad that's out of the way...Back to being uninteresting... :whistle:

Right then..I'm sitting at a 47 degree angle to my tv....

I'm sitting at a 55 degree angle to my TV.

I bet you got your little protractor out didn't you ?? :rofl2:

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