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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

For sexy time? I know. Polar bears are strong lovers.

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

For sexy time? I know. Polar bears are strong lovers.

 

 

Do they have Polar Bears in Australia... ? Or must you travel to make love to a Polar Bear...? :unsure:

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

For sexy time? I know. Polar bears are strong lovers.

 

 

Do they have Polar Bears in Australia... ? Or must you travel to make love to a Polar Bear...? :unsure:

Real or inflatable?

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

For sexy time? I know. Polar bears are strong lovers.

 

 

Do they have Polar Bears in Australia... ? Or must you travel to make love to a Polar Bear...? :unsure:

Real or inflatable?

The zoo keeps a few polar bears and if you're "in" with the staff you can arrange sexual visits. Assuming the polar bear is happy to see you on a certain evening. And in my experience they seldom turn their nose up at a proposed sexual encounter.

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Shitbasket. My apologies if you tried to reply last night, Tim. All sorted now.

 

Oh... and... uh, Matt. Yeah, I... uh, yeah... I guess I'm sorry I was unable to receive your message.

 

Or was I?

 

Kidding. I assume it's the next nude photo in that sequence you've been sending me, where you're straddling that poor tortoise and the polar bear is chasing you.

If im riding a tortoise to get away from something, wouldnt you assume im trying to get caught??

For sexy time? I know. Polar bears are strong lovers.

 

 

Do they have Polar Bears in Australia... ? Or must you travel to make love to a Polar Bear...? :unsure:

Real or inflatable?

The zoo keeps a few polar bears and if you're "in" with the staff you can arrange sexual visits. Assuming the polar bear is happy to see you on a certain evening. And in my experience they seldom turn their nose up at a proposed sexual encounter.

Oh hell yeah,book me in,it's been awhile between drinks. :butt:

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