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Ladies and Gentlemen (especially Gentlemen), I'd like y'all to meet Hysterica, from Sweden...

 

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Not bad huh? :blink: Just read about these ladies on another forum and checked out their toons...they kinda got a femme Manowar thing goin' on... nuthin' fancy, just some good ole head-bangin' cheesy metal anthems...apparently their album is called METALWAR and was released a couple of weeks ago...

 

Video for "Girls Made of Heavy Metal"

 

Website: http://www.hysterica.se/

 

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/hysterica

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man they are UGLY!!!

 

Oh yea, sure, like if any of 'em showed up at your front door in those outfits and said "TAKE ME YOU STALLION!" you'd turn'em away... <_<

 

I kinda like the dark haired one myself... nice, er... lungs.

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man they are UGLY!!!

 

Oh yea, sure, like if any of 'em showed up at your front door in those outfits and said "TAKE ME YOU STALLION!" you'd turn'em away... <_<

 

I kinda like the dark haired one myself... nice, er... lungs.

 

i wouldnt turn any chick with big tits away :lol:

 

but theyre still ugly :P if yer gonna fantasize over a rockstar, it may aswell be a hotter one such as Christina Scabbia :P

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if yer gonna fantasize over a rockstar, it may aswell be a hotter one such as Christina Scabbia :P

 

I like me some Cristina too... but these gals look like they'd show you a much better time :P

 

What can I say, I like my rocker chicks hot-n-skanky!

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if yer gonna fantasize over a rockstar, it may aswell be a hotter one such as Christina Scabbia :P

 

I like me some Cristina too... but these gals look like they'd show you a much better time :P

 

What can I say, I like my rocker chicks hot-n-skanky!

 

Angela Gossow then? she has a better body than these girls IMO

 

or.......THE DONNAS!!!! :P

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Angela Gossow then? she has a better body than these girls IMO

 

or.......THE DONNAS!!!! :P

 

Angela Gossow's pretty tight but she has a "butter face" (as in "everything looks good but'er face")

 

We've discussed the Donnas before... they're cuties except the bass player. You know she's the one that the other girls in the band have to hook their friends up with, i.e. "She's got a nice personality" :lol:

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Angela Gossow then? she has a better body than these girls IMO

 

or.......THE DONNAS!!!! :P

 

Angela Gossow's pretty tight but she has a "butter face" (as in "everything looks good but'er face")

 

We've discussed the Donnas before... they're cuties except the bass player. You know she's the one that the other girls in the band have to hook their friends up with, i.e. "She's got a nice personality" :lol:

 

ah, true enough...

 

the Vixen girls? Lit Ford? hell....Suzi Quatro? :P

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the Vixen girls? Lit Ford? hell....Suzi Quatro? :P

 

Haven't seen any of the Vixen gals lately so I don't know how well (or not) they've aged. (the only one of them I ever thought exuded True Hotness was the bass player anyway, whatever her name was...)

 

Lita Ford still seems to be holding up well judging from her cameo in Twisted Sister's video for "I'll Be Home For Christmas" that came out last year.

 

Suzi Quatro? Geez, she's old enough to be my mom. :lol: But she could certainly fill out a leather cat suit back in the day, and I have fond memories of her occasional cameos as Leather Tuscadero on "Happy Days"

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the Vixen girls? Lit Ford? hell....Suzi Quatro? :P

 

Haven't seen any of the Vixen gals lately so I don't know how well (or not) they've aged. (the only one of them I ever thought exuded True Hotness was the bass player anyway, whatever her name was...)

 

Lita Ford still seems to be holding up well judging from her cameo in Twisted Sister's video for "I'll Be Home For Christmas" that came out last year.

 

Suzi Quatro? Geez, she's old enough to be my mom. :lol: But she could certainly fill out a leather cat suit back in the day, and I have fond memories of her occasional cameos as Leather Tuscadero on "Happy Days"

 

heh heh, im talking about when they were in their prime :P

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Ugliest women from Sweden I have ever seen... As for the music... :crazy:

 

 

They're like Manowar with boobies!

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Ugliest women from Sweden I have ever seen... As for the music... :crazy:

 

 

They're like Manowar with boobies!

 

 

Good analogy there.. Manowar with boobies!! Yep that's pretty much spot on, good music, cheesy metal lyrics.. and yea that brunette is SMOKIN HOT!!! :bowdown:

 

Here's another decent all girl metal band...

 

Crucified Barbara "Sex Action"

 

 

And no, it's not an LA Guns cover either.... :whistle:

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that brunette is SMOKIN HOT!!

 

See, I knew Dark Star would have my back... he likes his metal chicks a little on the skanky side too. :pickle:

 

Here's another decent all girl metal band...Crucified Barbara

 

Hellz yea, C.B. kick ass.

 

I could so totally see an all-girl Swedish Metal Porn starring Hysterica and Crucified Barbara happenin'. :whistle:

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Ugliest women from Sweden I have ever seen... As for the music... :crazy:

 

 

They're like Manowar with boobies!

 

C'mon now, Keef! There can't be any other band akin to the good ole boyz/men of Manowar! ;) Post a few pics of them & these ladies for comparisons & see what the H.H.er's have to say then! :rofl2:

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man they are UGLY!!!

 

cept for maybe the one on the far left in the first pic :P

 

Dude! Ya mean the one that has fangs? :screwy: Do ya know what she could, er, um, may do to ya with those? :lol:;)

 

The fangs would probably be a little rough on your crank... :yikes:

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Corny as hell, but they make a decent noise. Girlschool would still kick their ass. :)

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that brunette is SMOKIN HOT!!

 

See, I knew Dark Star would have my back... he likes his metal chicks a little on the skanky side too. :pickle:

 

I finally opened this thread! I have to agree, the brunette seems pretty decent. Best of the lot for sure.

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man they are UGLY!!!

 

cept for maybe the one on the far left in the first pic :P

 

Dude! Ya mean the one that has fangs? :screwy: Do ya know what she could, er, um, may do to ya with those? :lol:;)

 

The fangs would probably be a little rough on your crank...shaft! :yikes:

 

Well, that may very well put a crimp er two in yer style SR86! ;) It may also change yer levels of fluidity, now do ya really want to risk that? :crazy:

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