Here we go again!
Look Geoff I'm not going to get into dodgy replies featuring vegetable type double meanings!!
I find it CORNy and to tell the truth it aMAIZEs me that you woun't LEAF it alone! I've tried to apPEASe you in the past but no more, it'll wind up with us both in a PICKLE, so stop GERKIN* around.
See ya later old BEAN.
* oooh just ????