> > A man walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> > lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
> > from $250 to $500 in price, the more the sheer, the higher the price.
> >
> > He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
> > home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on
> > and model it for him.
> >
> > Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might
> > as well be nothing. I'll not put it on and do the modeling naked and
> > return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself.
> >
> > So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> >
> > The husband says, Good Heavens!! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
> > least iron it!!
> >
> > He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.