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That's one of the better ones. He actually got a starring role in his own production. That Geoff..... works hard and plays harder.....

"my girl likes a shot of rum with a shot of cum yeah..... master blaster...."

For reals!

I am on a serious roll 😂 "Coffee With Cream" She likes my cream in her coffee Them beans are roasted nice and hot You hear the steam percolating She'll get the best of what I've got. At my peak of perfection She will drink from my erection Taste my cream it is so sweet A salty milky little treat. In your cup or in your brewer Spit me out right down the sewer It's my flavor that you'll follow To the last drop you will swallow And every day I know you'll need Another spoonful of my seed Sugar me up to your taste Momma told you not to waste

Just came up with another one. Lmao "Pull The String" She said I'm gonna stick this string Of beads right up inside your ass When i pull the string You'll come just like a king It'll be a fucking blast! Well if the beads get stuck Then you are fucked You'll have to go to urgent care The doc will pull the string You'll spurt on everything You paid to stain your underwear

I just wrote another one. "I Fucked Her To Death" The cops are at the door Asking bout little Suzi Cause she hasn't been home all week Mom's getting worried About her little floozy Could no longer turn the other cheek Well the girls is dead Up in the bed I'm sorry that's what I said While she was giving head She choked and turned all red You know she was hanging by a thread I fucked her to death Didn't know giving her my dick Would make her fatally sick I fucked her to death I left her wet and worn And wishing she was never born. Never knew I could kill the girl I drove her box all around the world Guess I'm fatal If swallowed

Abrupt ending. Oh well. New xfl February.

Cody... you have to hear the awesome TS song "ME". Catchiest craptastic single ever created bro!!

Imagining the life of Steel Panther....

Black Girls (Same Pink Pussy) I fell in love with an african queen she gave good head and loved my white cream But I woke up it was all just a dream Searching for the girl that I made scream I loved her skin black as the sky at night Her hair it shined jehri curl juice in flight Her luscious lips red dress so skin tight She made me cum with all my might I've never had a colored girl she drained my cock and rocked my world there's only one thing I can say..... black girls same pink pussy!!

I got another one going.... "We Fuck Too Much" she wakes up with me inside her getting rid of my morning wood we just had a cum filled all-nighter I want some more it was so good.

https://wiwibloggs.com/2019/11/22/norway-glam-rockers-wig-wam-reunite/245678/ In 2005, they brought glam rock extravagance to Eurovision. Now Norwegian band Wig Wam have announced they will be reuniting to play a rock festival next summer. But it’s also got fans wondering if the band will be making a detour via Melodi Grand Prix 2020. The band confirmed news of their reunion to the Norwegian newspaper VG. The band are reuniting to play at Tons of Rock, a rock and metal festival due to take place in June 2020. Wig Wam last performed together in 2013, but suddenly broke up midway through a tour. However, the group’s flamboyant frontman Åge Sten Nilsen felt the call of spandex and mascara. He told the newspaper that his Wig Wam stage persona Glam “has applied to rent my body again.” The band competed at Eurovision 2005, where they placed ninth in the grand final with their extravagant performance of “In My Dreams”. Åge spoke about the pressures of touring that led to the band’s last split, taking its toll on both physical and mental health. But he is refreshed and ready to embrace the glam rock life once more. The frontman revealed that “It’s nice to move on with Wig Wam and look back a little, both for us and the fans, and remember the good times. The band is an important chapter in our lives, he says. The Melodi Grand Prix connection Åge credits Melodi Grand Prix boss Stig Karlsen for getting the reunion going. The MGP connection has fans wondering if Wig Wam will also be one of the competing acts in Norway’s 2020 national final. Åge last competed in Melodifestivalen 2017, as part of his other rock band Ammunition. Their loud and hearty song “Wrecking Crew” made it to the Gold Final where it narrowly lost to Jowst’s “Grab the Moment”. There’s no word from broadcaster NRK of who the acts for MGP 2020 will be. But there will be plenty of room to add Wig Wam to the list. To celebrate the 60th anniversary of MGP, NRK has expanded the format. The show will involve five semi-finals, each based around acts from different regions of Norway. 25 acts will compete in the show with ten qualifying for the grand final, either through public vote or jury selection. Stig Karlsen has said that MGP 2020 will focus on quality over quantity. He earlier told escNorge that “Some of the songs submitted are insanely good!” The first weekly semi-final of Melodi Grand Prix 2020 will take place on 11 January, and will run until the grand final on 15 February 2020.

I don't know what it is but I'm not finding myself liking this any where near as much as Night By Night.

Thanks.

Just came up with this: Could I have been so high I couldn't tell she was a guy Could I have been so drunk Those titties came with a trunk Surprise Surprise, Some ladies are guys.... Could I have been that blind Sure looked like a girl from behind Could I have been that lit Didn't realize there was no slit Suprise Surprise, There's balls in between those thighs

"I came on the fanny of a tranny...."

She's Got Balls Drunk In The Trunk Blue Ointment Blues Goin' Crabbin' Double Stuff King Kong Super Dong

Wow Cody dude..... so so sorry to hear of your situation. At least you took the bull by the horns and got yourself together. I hope things get better for you. As for recommendations, I think you'd love the new Taylor Swift disc. It's so fantastic!

Welcome back! Been quiet around here without your insight.

Poser!

Since our favorite naughty band seems to have run out of ideas, I was thinking that maybe we could help them out. So come on Heavy Harmonies, let's see what you got!! My first idea would be a song about a woman with a bushy hairy vagina. (No offense intended lady forum members). This is Steel Panther. They intend to offend. A sample lyric: "I usually like a scavenger hunt, but I'm lost in the jungle of your cunt."

Gives me an idea for a thread......

It's not terrible but I already don't listen to it. I'll put the few I like on a compilation disc and never spin this as a whole again. Just like Lower The Bar.

Sylvia Lenore Massy is an American record producer, mixer and engineer, and author. Massy is perhaps best recognized for her work on 1993's Undertow, the full-length double platinum-selling debut for Los Angeles alternative metal band Toolas well as her work with System of a Down, Johnny Cash,and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

from various internet sources: TYGERS OF PAN TANG will release their new album, “Ritual”, next Friday, while this Japanese edition including a bonus track appeared today. This is the band’s second recording by the current Tygers lineup, recorded with the help of renowned Søren Andersen, most recently known for his role as Glenn Hughes’s guitarist. Mastering done by Harry Hess (Harem Scarem). Tygers Of Pan Tang is a legendary band with some legendary albums, but I’m dare to say “Ritual” is one of their best. There’s a classic melodic hard rock feel all over the record, with some irresistible riffing, powerful grooves and catchy choruses. The mastermind here is original member, guitarist Robb Weir. The band’s current phase proves as formidable as its heyday, with longtime drummer Craig Ellis, vocalist Jacopo Meille, bassist Gavin Gray and guitarist Micky Crystal. “Ritual” wastes no time in stampeding the listener with the bursting “Worlds Apart,” one of the heaviest tunes on the album. Fair warning though – the straight forward chorus can stick in your mind for weeks, like a modern day version of “Gangland.” This isn’t the only instance on “Ritual,” this is an album chock full of hook laden rockers. “Destiny” slides in and the ride continues with a soulful voice. The pounding percussion is back and the riff are melodic, precise. The lyrics are thoughtful, and well written, and do tell a story, unlike many of these so-called hits of today in those other genres that just repeat over and over again. Slipping into the triple-twist of the steam train you’re on, comes, “Rescue Me“. There’s a simple riff and hook that becomes infectious, and still has you in its clutches. The vocals, clear and understandable, will have you singing along before you realize you’re doing it. The track that will “Raise Some Hell” is definitely the hidden gem on the record. This has got to be a live track used to get the crowd worked into a frenzy. Fast-paced, and rockin’ as hell. Screaming vocals, a rocket train paced guitar, and drums to match. If this song doesn’t get you off your backside and have your fist-pounding, then shut off the record and go back to your BackStreet Boys, because you’re listening to the wrong music! As this roller coaster continues, you reach the point where you just don’t wanna get off yet, and hope the rest is just as exciting. Luckily, you would be right. “Spoils Of War” might be the most melodic song of the bunch, but this midtempo still rocks hard and the solo kills. Masterfully played track. After a few more thrills, and twists, you know the ride is gaining its way to the final gate, but don’t take the safety bar off just yet. “The Art Of Noise” has yet another trick that will have you raising your fists into the air, and trying to catch your breath once again. Hang on, because you still have to “Sail On” until the end. Maybe not the most exciting part of this ride, but still an effective end. Clear concise vocals and equally as good playing from the rest of the Tygers are ever-present here. So sit back, and enjoy this last bit of this “Ritual” and to hell with keeping your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. “Ritual” may be the bast sounding Tygers album since 1981’s Spellbound, but don’t take me wrong, it’s still a fresh new album that stands on its own. You couldn’t ask for a more beautifully produced album. Presenting a top notch mix and crystal clear recording, the use of modern technology pays homage to the band’s legacy without succumbing to a thin lifeless sound. And songwriting is just as strong, as each musician performance. One of the best classic rock / traditional hard / melodic albums of the year. Raise those fists, and enjoy. Highly Recommended Tracklist: 01 – Worlds Apart 02 – Destiny 03 – Rescue Me 04 – Raise Some Hell 05 – Spoils of War 06 – White Lines 07 – Words Cut Like Knives 08 – Damn You! 09 – Love Will Find a Way 10 – Art of Noise 11 – Sail On JAPAN BONUS TRACK: 12 – Don’t Touch Me There (2019 Version) Robb Weir – Guitars Craig Ellis – Drums Jack Meille – Vocals Gavin Gray – Bass Micky Crystal – Guitars BUY IT www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/MICP-11527