Jump to content

BED MOTHERFUCKING BUGS


Leykis101

Recommended Posts

Man if I ever wanted something completely wiped off the face of the planet, and would do it without a hesitation, these little cocksuckers are the one and only thing I have ever came acrossed that upon being absolutely worthless, and pointless, need to just be erradicated, I thought cockroaches sucked, I also thought only dirty motherfuckers got bed bugs, I caught a couple in a glass bowl, then found a wolf spider and put it in there, came back 15 minutes later and all that was left of bed bugs was legs, so I need to get a shit load of wolf spiders and let them go in my room, then bring in a shit load of praying mantis's to eat the wolf spiders, if anyone has ever experienced the terror of the bed bug, you know the invasive feeling you feel, im ready to set my fucking house on fire just to KILLEM ALL!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I've read about those but thought you only got those in crack houses and dirty $20/night hotel rooms but i guess not. :wtf:

I think you might have to just throw you bed out and call the Orkin man in or just burn your house down! :baneed:

 

Hope you get rid of them! :9mm:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Be careful, they might crawl up your asshole and lay eggs in your sleep :)

 

Seriously though, they do suck I'm sure. Have you looked online to see if there is a solution?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

well my house is a $20 crack house, also used on weekends to turn tricks, appearantly they stick to whatever they crawl on, so you can basically pick them up ANYWHERE, and transfer them to wherever you go, let me give you a little look into what you experience, it's like sleeping with mosquitos, they bite you everywhere, you cant feel them bitting you, and yes I had my house sprayed today for only $200

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.