Land Shark?

[Fat Freddy]

There's gotta be an interesting story behind this...

 

Unconfirmed reports suggest that the shark's last word before expiring was "Caaaaaaandy-gram...."

 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mysterious-blue-shark-found-hampshire-woods-132431689.html

 

Mysterious blue shark found in New Hampshire woods

Locals in the small town of Milton, New Hampshire are trying to figure out how a six-foot shark ended up in the region's woods.

 

Floyd Ellis told local station WMUR that his brother found the decomposing blue shark on Thursday. The closest ocean beach is a 45-minute drive away, so authorities think fishers without a license may have caught it there and then dumped it in the woods to decompose when they realized they might get in trouble for the catch.

 

Miltonites at a local pond told the station they had never heard of anything like it. One man suggested that the incident was likely a real-world extension of the Discovery Channel's annual summer roundup of shark-themed programming.

 

"It's totally Shark Week," the man said.

[Fat Freddy]

 

"LAND SHARK...Cleverest species of 'em all!"

[KarpetRydOFunk]

 

"LAND SHARK...Cleverest species of 'em all!"

 

How long have you had that photo in your cache? When you saw that news thread you shit your pants, "I can finally bust out that 'Land Shark' photo!!"

[LV KIX]

 

"LAND SHARK...Cleverest species of 'em all!"

 

How long have you had that photo in your cache? When you saw that news thread you shit your pants, "I can finally bust out that 'Land Shark' photo!!"

 

Scary thing is... this isn't the first time he has done something like this. Many times he will throw in a random picture that he must have been saving forever.

 

PS: Wouldn't wanna clean the bathroom at his house.

[Fat Freddy]

I swear I haven't been saving that photo anywhere... Google Image Search is my friend, that's all.

[Clutch]

 

"LAND SHARK...Cleverest species of 'em all!"

 

It was really just a dolphin.

[Fat Freddy]

 

"LAND SHARK...Cleverest species of 'em all!"

 

It was really just a dolphin.

 

"Plumber, ma'am."

 

"I didn't call any plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?"

 

"Um... flowers?"