Cheech & Chong Reunite!

[Fat Freddy]

Way cool...

 

Cheech and Chong reunite as feud goes up in smoke

By MICHAEL WEINFELD, AP Entertainment Writer

Wed Jul 30, 10:06 AM ET

 

WASHINGTON - Now that their feud is up in smoke, Cheech and Chong are high on plans to reunite for their first comedy tour in more than 25 years.

 

Cheech Marin told AP Radio that he and Tommy Chong "looked at each other going, `If we're ever going to do something it has to be now because you're not getting any younger and neither am I.'"

 

They tossed around some ideas and figured a comedy tour would be "the most fun" and "the least hassle," the 62-year-old Marin said.

 

Marin and Chong, who broke up amid creative differences, have tried to reunite before, but have always fought too much. Marin laughed and said: "It takes about 3 minutes for that to happen. There's this veiled hatred." But he added: "We've kind of resolved that."

 

"We've gotten to the age where we don't feel like fighting anymore because the end is a lot closer than the beginning," he said.

 

Marin said he thinks dope humor can be as funny today as it was back in the '70s.

 

"I think it's time for a revival of dope jokes. It's a much bigger audience now, it's much more widespread and institutionalized," he said in an interview earlier this month.

 

Details of the "Hey, What's That Smell?" tour were to be announced Wednesday at a news conference in West Hollywood, Calif., according to concert promoter Live Nation.

 

During their original run, Marin and Chong released nine comedy albums between 1972 and 1985, were nominated for four Grammy Awards and won one. They also starred in eight feature films, almost always portraying a pair of comical stoners stumbling through life.

 

While Chong has continued to do standup, Marin has concentrated on films and TV appearances.

 

"I guess Cheech forgot how tough standup is," Chong joked last month after Marin said they were considering reuniting.

 

"But he's got the incentive and the enthusiasm and he's ready," he said of his former partner. "My boy is back."

[SamboraRocks86]

man, this is awesome news!!!

 

i doubt theyll come to the UK though

[Swazi]

Hey, THAT's not a joint, man ! ... that's a toothpick !!

 

[Rat Skates]

I'll never forget when Chong took a dead cockroach and smoked it. LOL.

[SamboraRocks86]

Hey, THAT's not a joint, man ! ... that's a toothpick !!

 

 

"found it! oh no wait, thats my dick"

 

"i hope your dick is bigger than this man!"

[Evil Rick]

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and take Spanish and get a B.

[SamboraRocks86]

Mexican Americans dont like the movies where the white guy makes his blue eyes brown cause they cant make their brown eyes bluuuue

[Fat Freddy]

"BEEEEANERS!! BEEEEEEANERS!"

[SamboraRocks86]

"BEEEEANERS!! BEEEEEEANERS!"

 

Gonna kick you in the face!

[Evil Rick]

Holy sheep shit Chang!

 

Cheech & Chongs Next Movie is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Fat Freddy]

Dare we hope for a revival of "Sister Mary Elephant?"

 

"Class? Claaaaa-aaassss..... SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

[aMetalhead1966]

Let's Make a dope deal.....

[Fat Freddy]

Let's Make a dope deal.....

 

"So Bob, tell us... why did you drop out?"

"Well, some people think it was the 400 acid trips I took. But one day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed..."

"and what happened?"

"I saw GOD, maaaaan!"

[aMetalhead1966]

Let's Make a dope deal.....

 

"So Bob, tell us... why did you drop out?"

"Well, some people think it was the 400 acid trips I took. But one day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed..."

"and what happened?"

"I saw GOD, maaaaan!"

Bob, How many joints are in a lid?

1...I roll big joints..

our judges say that's okay they roll big joints too....

[Fat Freddy]

Let's Make a dope deal.....

 

"So Bob, tell us... why did you drop out?"

"Well, some people think it was the 400 acid trips I took. But one day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed..."

"and what happened?"

"I saw GOD, maaaaan!"

Bob, How many joints are in a lid?

1...I roll big joints..

our judges say that's okay they roll big joints too....

 

"For fifty Keys... what is your name?"

"Ohhh, I know this one man..."

"Starts with a B."

"Ohhh, I know it, I know it..."

"Ends with a B..."

"aaaaaaahhhh!"

"Thirty seconds Bob!"

"BOB!" (DING DING DING DING)

[SamboraRocks86]

Let's Make a dope deal.....

 

"So Bob, tell us... why did you drop out?"

"Well, some people think it was the 400 acid trips I took. But one day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed..."

"and what happened?"

"I saw GOD, maaaaan!"

 

"i've done that man"

"really?"

"yeah, with Grand Funk"

 

and now, please pick either door number 1, 2 orrr 3

 

1!, no 3! no wait, 2!

[Fat Freddy]

"You chose door number three and behind that door is... Officer O'Malley of the FBI! Youuuu're BUSTED!"

[Hallows Victim]

Hey, THAT's not a joint, man ! ... that's a toothpick !!

 

 

"found it! oh no wait, thats my dick"

 

"i hope your dick is bigger than this man!"

 

Hey! You wanna get out and walk man?

[Fat Freddy]

Basketball Joooooones, I gotta basketball Joooooooones

I gotta basketball jones oh baby, ooo-we-oooo

Ladies and gentlemen, I wuz the victim of a basketball jones.

Ever since I wuz a baby, I always be dribblin'

And then one day my Mama, she bought me a basketball

And I loved that basketball!

That basketball... was like a basketball to me!

[aMetalhead1966]

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,

they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

 

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma

and have a son in law named jeff.

 

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning

but they have to so they do it real slow.

 

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and take spanish and get a B.

 

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their

Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

 

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the

dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown

cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

 

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

 

*phone rings*

Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello

to whoever's on the other end

[Fat Freddy]

(Knock Knock)

"Who is it?"

"It's Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff."

"Who?"

"It's DAVE, man. Open up, I got the stuff!"

"Who?"

"DAVE! Will you open up the goddamn door? I think the cops saw me come up here."

"Dave?"

"Yeah man, DAVE. Now will you open up the door?"

"Dave's not here, man."

[aMetalhead1966]

Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone,

Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!!

 

Heeeey Masterbater!!

 

I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nice,

Once aint enough so I had to do it twice,

If you want to spank the monkey,

I can give you good advice!!

 

Heeeey Masterbater!!

 

(Female moans, reaching climax)

 

I use some baby oil or a little vassiline,

Layin down a towel so I keep my carpet clean,

Never shake my hand cuz you dont know where it's beeen!!

 

Heeeey Masterbater!!

 

I do it in my car when I'm drivin down the street,

One hand on the wheel the other on my meat,

Cant get out of the car cuz I'm stickin to the seat!!

 

Heeeey Masterbater!!

 

(Man moans, goat baaa's, and man moans more)

 

Since I was a kid I have been a Masterbater,

Choke the chicken, holdin the knob, squeezin the tomata,

I've lived here since November, now I'm gonna decorater!!

 

Heeeey Masterbater!!

 

Buffin the banana, missle lissin, shakin bakin,

Poundin on the Flounder, and it's mayanaise I'm makin,

Spank the frank, whack the carrot, got my hand a dakein!!

 

HEEEEY MASTERBATER!!!

 

(Both man and woman moaning til end)

[Fat Freddy]

We could do this all day...

 

"Well, if you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?"

"Ohhh, that's easy man, that guy that was on Death Valley Days... John Wayne!"

[aMetalhead1966]

We could do this all day...

 

"Well, if you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?"

"Ohhh, that's easy man, that guy that was on Death Valley Days... John Wayne!"

..yeah we could go on forever.....

[Fat Freddy]

Today's paper sez the C&C "Light Up America" tour will begin in Philadelphia on Sept. 12... and they'll be in Jersey (at the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City) in December...