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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

I certainly did,as did my faithful pet "roleum" :wacko:

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

I certainly did,as did my faithful pet "roleum" :wacko:

It's a gas!

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

I certainly did,as did my faithful pet "roleum" :wacko:

It's a gas!

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

I certainly did,as did my faithful pet "roleum" :wacko:

It's a gas!

Butane,Methane....perhaps an unyet discovered one ?????? :wacko:

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"Are you alright Derek?"

 

"Yes thank you"

That Derek's a lad ain't he ? :whistle:

 

Ain't he just!

 

"Pass me the oil Derek" hahaha Oil Derek ..haha ... Derrick... Derek...Oil Derrick aaaahahahaha!!!

Oh no......The old Oil Derrick gag......Priceless !!!!!!!!

Just gotta laugh ..... maybe

Any old oil-based jest........Surreal !!!!

Jokes about oil are hilarious...no doubt at all!

 

Oil try and think of another later.....Hahahaha...see what I did???

I certainly did,as did my faithful pet "roleum" :wacko:

It's a gas!

Butane,Methane....perhaps an unyet discovered one ?????? :wacko:

Wottythane...the smelliest of the lot! :tumbsup:

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The cast gathered for the final applause. But there was no applause. The theatre was empty. It became clear that they had put on a show for a vacant room. Turns out, last night was actually closing night. Only they were all at Wayne's house playing spin-the-bottle instead.

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Looking at fish ponds........

 

Thanks. That remains me that I need to get a pump for my pond.

That's ok..........

 

No that's a paddling pool! :lol:

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I no longer cater for dwarfs!

 

Seriously, I was getting a sore back. Sorry lil' guys.

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"I can't believe you did that!" John said to the mirror as he brushed his teeth with a live possum.

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Without thinking, Millicent angrily ripped open her blouse and tossed it into the crowded street. "Well if you didn't want me to wear it," her half-naked husband whined, "why didn't you just say so?"

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