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Nick C

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  1. Cheap Trick - Dream Police Jellyfish - Spilt Milk Screams - S/T Pop metal heaven round our place today
  2. Santa won't be visiting Geoff then .... poor guy.
  3. I was walking down the street the other day and I was jumped by a BUNCH of them
  4. Awww! Someone had to ruin it all by saying banana!!!
  5. Gingivitus .... Is that red hair???? Mines strawberry blonde
  6. That's it!!!! This thread is getting stranger and stranger... I'm off home in ten minutes and hopefully sleep will erase from my memory the wretchedness of what has gone on here tonight. Plus I'm at a complete loss on how to follow up the last remarks!!! I'll need days to come up with something !!!!!
  7. What a great idea...I'll have to get a copy Tuesday I can tuck him up in bed and read it! Unless my good wife does that (as I may well be in the garage building his little bike ) OOPS
  8. Got this on DVD the other day...saving it for Christmas Eve so me, my better half and little 'un (who will be staying up late) can watch it together.
  9. Hey Chad...with regard the Cheerios being too happy remark...what if they renamed them Miserableos would you forsake your pastry??
  10. I don't think your a currant ..... just raisin a laugh here!!
  11. Not EXACTLY a CD but I'm mega pleased... I bought the original version of Head East - Flat as a Pancake on their Pyramid Records label off eBay a few weeks ago and it arrived this morning. It cost me £9.09 plus postage of around £5 !! It's in immaculate condition...it was a steal at that price I tell ya a steal and what's more .......... it .... erm it ... it usually sells ....for...... Hang on I can tell by your blanc (k) faces none of you care!!!! Darn it I'm off!
  12. That's what aliens could say instead of "Take me to your leader". :freak: "Human woman please supply me with breasts!"
  13. Breasts = Fun C# = Key Poultry = Chicken
  14. Cheerios + Milk = A healthy yet tasty start to the day. This reply was sponsored by General Mills Inc. please visit our website for more of our delicious but incredibly healthy products!
  15. Too Bad. Cool Ranch Rocks!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool Ranch Rocks.....I guess you get those when it's winter on the old homestead?
  16. We don't have nice stuff like that over here in the U.K. We ONLY have Marmite flavoured pies and the Doritos ONLY come in 2 wood flavours: Teak or Mahogany...except Christmas when for a few weeks you can buy Scots Pine flavour!! If anyone tells you otherwise they're lyin' I am a fountain of honesty
  17. Plus all it eats is grass I guess ...you can't get fat off that...unless it grows outside a rendering plant!
  18. No silly..... You skin them first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Give me a double scoop of Tatanka please. Off the diet this week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have a scoop of tatanka and sit down and chew the fat with me..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if you promise you won't blubber.
  19. Tatanka float? Is that in a long tall glass with ice cream and coke? I would think the hair and fur would kinda ruin it
  20. Vacuum + Cleaner = Sucks Dirt
  21. Good to see you got the saying of 2005 into your post!!! Heh!! Ahem ...Holy Shitballs ... It seems like only yesterday when you were building up to the 500th...wipes away a tear from a misty eye, then puts it back in the bowl.
  22. I dunno puttz is a great word. Everytime I have a haircut I kinda feel that everyone is staring at me and I just don't feel right....especially about 2 years ago when I had my head shaved (a number 1 they call it over here). Toying with that idea again ... baldy Nick! I come from a time when if you were a rocker you had to have long hair...I don't think that quite holds as true these days but I'd rather have my hair longer...I feel like a thug when I have it dead short. I remember when I was about 10 my dad took me to the barbers when we were on holiday under the pretence of buying me a kite. He had my hair cut dead short and I cried my eyes out!!!
  23. I eat kittens. ... I don't really, I love the little things. But man, how hardcore would I be if I did? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could probqably join some Norwegian Black Metal band then and hang around graveyards making mystic signs with your hands. Ahhh! That's the life
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