Reading this made me laugh as i've done the same under the seat stealth Jedi mind trick on the demonic controlling hell hath no fury other half.
Shit! Warn a brother before you call your wife that. I was drinking coffee, and damn near spit it all over my keyboard.
Yeah, I had to check my missus was sitting on the sofa and not in your house!
Your wife is lovely.
Is she likely to be doing some baking any time soon?