Sorry bro, I told my wife about this thread as it cracks me up. She busted out laughing as well. Good luck and your secret is safe with me....
PS: I don't know if this helps but I live in NC, you can send packages to me as long as I can preview.
Sorry CLUTCH!
I'd rather feel the wrath of my wife
As usual, the package came on friday as my wife was home. I got the mail and hid the package in my car. While she took a shower on saturday morning, I ran out to my car and hid it in the closet.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ain't got nuthin' on me!!
If it does get anymore out of hand, I just might get an out of area P.O. BOX!
JEEZ!
I pray to god she doesn't read this!