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Glen

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  1. alas, i am not a fuckin homewrecker. but the fuckin thought is nice. I still fucking love you anyway!!!! Fuck things are getting fuckin steamy at HH!
  2. Shoot From The Hip - A Change Of Pace
  3. someones been hanging out with Tim and Geoff too much!!! now: Slamer - nowhere land Someone's finally appreciating that Slamer disc
  4. Disciple - Scars Remain A Change Of Pace - Prepare For The Masses Shinedown - The Sound Of Madness
  5. Hugging Ugly Girl Sucks I T R A
  6. Cheap Wine & Cheaper Women - Airbourne
  7. Ridin The Storm Out - REO
  8. Terrific Rock Incites Pleasure G U T R
  9. Do you have an urge to buy a sofa aswell ?
  10. Breakfast At Tiffanys - Deep Blue Something
  11. The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hel l of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that h e felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, ' I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. A s Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know? ' Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.' Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
  12. Fuck, double fuck and triple fuck. We've just found out that our fuckin pension contributions will have to double over the next 2 years. Another thing to eat into the cd fund
  13. Calm Before The Storm - Harem Scarem
  14. GIT. Come on then, what's it like???! NP The Rasmus - Black Roses (a good un) SOTY - In The Wake....... (a classic) Probably better than "Into the Now", but even more Modern sounding. Is very good... That doesnt sound bad at all np 7th Heaven - USA/UK Edguy - Hellfire Club Edguy - Mandrake
  15. they rock too. back to work now - cheers
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