An old couple is sitting in church. The woman leans over to the man and says "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" The man leans over to her and says "Well, for starters you should put new batteries in your hearing aid."
Seen a few lately:
Superman Returns: Kinda dull I thought. Could have been much better.
POTC Dead Man's Chest: Awesome movie.
Underworld Evolution: Awesome. Better than the first.
Night Watch: F@$%ing weird movie. Too hard to follow.
On deck for tonight: Final Destination 3.