I would have been offended... until I saw this:
And then I just thanked Jeebers Cripes you said it because it still means my taste in music is in tact. As you seem to have picked up, I despise funk in any way shape or form so I can't see us ever agreeing on anything musically, but welcome aboard anyway. You obviously have terrible tastes is music, but I like your non-music related posts, so that's cool. Plus you hate Matt. Leave your coat with Wes by the door and help yourself to a plate of nachos I had Matt prepare for your earlier. We'll let you have a beer when you start listening to some decent music.
Mate, you're late, beers have already been served. I will have some nachos, thank-you very much. As for your level of musical competence, it's still lacking - dangerously! The fact you despise fuNk, and everything related, proves that notion. I will leave my coat with Wes, however; and find myself a nice sofa, kick my feet up, and light a Cohiba. You're welcome to join me, for, unlike yourself, I don't hate or discriminate. Thank-you Geoff and everyone who welcomed me. I look forward to educating, and being educated.
Oh, and Matt's an alright guy. He just needs someone to come along side him and help him through some - many, issues. With that said, I still expect him to have a plate of nachos ready every time I step through the door.