CREEPY CHRISTMAS ALBUMS

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I don't know if these have been posted before.....the search results I tried were over a 1000......

 

(& then disclaimer: Some folks may find the content potentially offensive.....I did not write the captions......& with that now clarified......enjoy!)

 

Christmas is not supposed to give the kids nightmares

 

That frozen dead tree symbolizes this man's soul

 

Have yourself a very Merry Christmas, make the yuletide gay

 

A very "special" Christmas

 

Gomer looks like he is going out to play golf with the cast of Star Trek

 

Nothing says Christmas like an angry militantly gay elf

 

Santa can't stand the sound of your voice Carol

 

You killed my father…I will kill you with my Kung Fu throwing star wreath

 

WHAT IS THAT? Does this one really need an advisory warning label?

 

Santa loves me more than you. He gave me a decomposing brain.

 

I am going to use a lifeline, call Santa and ask him if the apocalypse is upon us.

 

Yes, Virginia, the apocalypse is upon us

 

Yust torture the clown

 

Christmas in Salt Lake City

 

Look at that expression. Is this guy getting electrocuted?

 

The Star of Zombie

 

Christmastree? Santa please bring the gal a dictionary

 

Santa lost his legs when the sleigh hit the power lines

 

Joey is famous in Cleveland. Nothing else needs to be said

 

Don't be naughty kids. You'll get the chair

 

No kids were willing to sit on his lap

 

This album cover screams "fun"

 

A Jewish Santa Claus entering a fireplace

 

Why does mom always get the good presents?

 

Ann was nice to Santa and got her a silicon present

 

I actually own this CD. I torture the kids with it

 

Steve Austin, a man barely disguised.

Steve remember what happened the last time you flew in a rocket?

 

Happy Hellidays

 

[All Nights Reserved]

I'm dreaming of a White... Sabbath.

 

[bangerdave]

That Asian dude with the White Christmas album just heard the final mix of it and went WTF?

 

I'm sure Liberace was totally dreaming of a white Xmas all over him

 

Ru Paul HO HO HO's by three

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WHAT IS THAT? Does this one really need an advisory warning label?

 

OMG, YES! (And it has nothing to do with the cover.)

 

There are many places on the album that deserve that PA warning label, but none anywhere near as needed as track 16: "The Most Offensive Song Ever". I don't know that it as actually THE (MOSE), but it's got to be up there. (And I'm thinking it takes the crown for MO Christmas SE.)

 

(Oh, and in before the "did you laugh", yes, I did. I'm not necessarily proud of it and I know the song is wrong on so many levels, but I found it funny on some levels.)