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I don't know if these have been posted before.....the search results I tried were over a 1000......

 

(& then disclaimer: Some folks may find the content potentially offensive.....I did not write the captions......& with that now clarified......enjoy!)

 

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Christmas is not supposed to give the kids nightmares

 

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That frozen dead tree symbolizes this man's soul

 

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Have yourself a very Merry Christmas, make the yuletide gay

 

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A very "special" Christmas

 

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Gomer looks like he is going out to play golf with the cast of Star Trek

 

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Nothing says Christmas like an angry militantly gay elf

 

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Santa can't stand the sound of your voice Carol

 

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You killed my father…I will kill you with my Kung Fu throwing star wreath

 

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WHAT IS THAT? Does this one really need an advisory warning label?

 

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Santa loves me more than you. He gave me a decomposing brain.

 

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I am going to use a lifeline, call Santa and ask him if the apocalypse is upon us.

 

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Yes, Virginia, the apocalypse is upon us

 

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Yust torture the clown

 

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Christmas in Salt Lake City

 

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Look at that expression. Is this guy getting electrocuted?

 

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The Star of Zombie

 

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Christmastree? Santa please bring the gal a dictionary

 

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Santa lost his legs when the sleigh hit the power lines

 

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Joey is famous in Cleveland. Nothing else needs to be said

 

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Don't be naughty kids. You'll get the chair

 

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No kids were willing to sit on his lap

 

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This album cover screams "fun"

 

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A Jewish Santa Claus entering a fireplace

 

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Why does mom always get the good presents?

 

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Ann was nice to Santa and got her a silicon present

 

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I actually own this CD. I torture the kids with it

 

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Steve Austin, a man barely disguised.

Steve remember what happened the last time you flew in a rocket?

 

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Happy Hellidays

 

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WHAT IS THAT? Does this one really need an advisory warning label?

 

OMG, YES! (And it has nothing to do with the cover.)

 

There are many places on the album that deserve that PA warning label, but none anywhere near as needed as track 16: "The Most Offensive Song Ever". I don't know that it as actually THE (MOSE), but it's got to be up there. (And I'm thinking it takes the crown for MO Christmas SE.)

 

(Oh, and in before the "did you laugh", yes, I did. I'm not necessarily proud of it and I know the song is wrong on so many levels, but I found it funny on some levels.)

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