You Might Be A Redneck If..................

[rob62972]

................................. you use a saw for a sex toy!!!

 

 

 

 

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx...0&catid=158

 

 

 

Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

 

Posted By: Jillian Coyle 7 hrs ago

 

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

 

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

 

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.

 

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

 

Written by Bill Starks

9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com

[rob62972]

This STILL cracks me up!!

[Faron]

Funny story

[cdjunky41]

Big fuckin deal!

They bleed down there anyway

Next time, stick with the watermelon sweetie!!

[Dark Star]

Well there's something I am NOT gonna try on My wife....