Dead Planet

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick. Abstinence Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

That's just it. I think 100% of the people here would agree that they'd rather have someone reply and say they don't like a band/song, then have the thread completely ignored. I think this was discussed before. I don't slag on anyone who doesn't like a band I post. It's all about finding someone who might like it. I slag a few bands that other people post that I don't like but at least I reply to said thread. When threads gets many views but no replies, it's almost insulting. You can't look at it that way. Anybody that even half way knows you knows you are a cool guy. Not everyone likes the same thing. I get rubbed the wrong way from time to time and probably rub some the wrong way as well. But I'm cool with 98% of the peeps on here but I don't always reply to all threads. When you get the morning paper do you read every page? Nope, because some things don't interest you. It's all good in the hood...now wait for Geoff to start making sick comments about rubbing from my post. He's gay like that I was just gonna say the same/similar thing. I did check out that new Fozzy and was so saddened by its repulsiveness that I lost all ability to chain together a cohesive thought and muster up the motor skills to type... Yeah I avoided the Fozzy thread because I would rather pull all my nails out than listen to a single minute of any of the bands releases....simply awful stuff IMO....and like others on here I do not like making negative comments about what might be potentially someone's favorite band...I've learned the hard way that people can get very upset when you take a shot at their favorite band/musician...

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin. The lion's team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeest, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six. Unfortunately, they lacked a place-kicker, and the score remained 6 - 0. Late in the first half the lion's team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point. The lion's team led at halftime 7 - 6. In the locker room, the lion gave a pep talk. "Look you guys. We can win this game. We've got the lead and they only have one real threat. We've got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he's a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino." The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino's team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the twenty-yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede. "Did you do this?" he asked the centipede. "Yeah, I did." the centipede replied. The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?" "I was putting on my shoes."

Meh...it doesn't grab me...I wrote these guys off years ago...Painkiller being their last worthwhile release IMO...

Interesting but I need to hear more....

It is not worth picking up...

Works for me....

I'm liking this!

Nice one...

Covered Call - Impact Confess - Jail Big Life - Big Life Amaze Me - Guilty As Sin

Musicbuymail , AORHeaven and SchmankerlRecords are the 3 that I usually buy from.....

I like it!....

Works for me....

Good one....

Revolution Renaissance - Age Of Aquarius

David Weber - At All Costs

Frozen - musicals suck...

Another egotistical jerk...big surprise....there are a lot of them in the music business which is why I have no interest in the people who are behind the music I listen to....I'll listen to the music but I could care less about what the musicians think or do .....as for the band's music I thought it was quite good.....

New Brainstorm...another to pick up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQrovlIEGqk

I need to hear more but it sounds very promising.....

Some COC inspired metal.....gonna have to get this....

De Mont - Body language....long time hunting for this one....

Always interested in new Helix....

The Letter Black - Rebuild

47 Ronin - not as bad as the reviews suggested but not great either....worth watching once...