Hope this one isn't posted already. I didn't read through all 51 pages to look for it. Anyways...here it is...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. They set up their tent, eat dinner, and go to bed. A few hours later Holmes wakes up. He wakes Watson and says "Watson look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see stars". "What does that tell you?" asks Holmes. "Well, astronomically speaking it tells me that there are possibly millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo, and the time is approximately quarter past three. Meteorologically it tells me that it is going to be a beautiful day today." "What does it tell you Holmes?"
"Well", Holmes replies, "Mostly it tells me someone stole our fucking tent."