Jump to content

glam_junkie

2011 HH Donors
  • Posts

    3,317
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by glam_junkie

  1. Post of the year (even if the year is only 9 days old).

     

     

    Crop circles are Eric Brittingham's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

     

    Eric Brittingham is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

     

    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Eric Brittingham out. It failed miserably.

     

    Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Eric Brittingham has 72... and they're all poisonous.

     

    Eric Brittingham drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

     

    When Eric Brittingham sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Eric Brittingham has not had to pay taxes, ever.

     

    Eric Brittingham invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

     

    Eric Brittingham can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

     

    Eric Brittingham once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

     

    Eric Brittingham is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

     

    Police label anyone attacking Eric Brittingham as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

     

    A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Eric Brittingham and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

     

    In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Eric Brittingham turned that wine into beer.

     

    Eric Brittingham can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

     

    Eric Brittingham does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

     

    Eric Brittingham sheds his skin twice a year.

     

    When taking the SAT, write "Eric Brittingham" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

     

    There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Eric Brittingham.

  2. are you feeling all pretty today Lindsay?? ;)

     

    ive seen Hell City Glamours a few times, had the ep's, but they werent that great. i think one decent song. other then being something to do by going to some dodgy pub to see them when bored, they werent anything special.

    just my thoughts :)

     

     

    I really like their sleazy pub-rock style. Right up my alley.

    I would agreee they are better live than on disc. Excellent on disc, sensational on stage.

    I prefere sleaze-rock to melodic rock, which is why i probably find that one appealing.

     

    I think that band Geooff is thinking of is Axcel.

    I had theor cd a while back (years now). Was really drnched in keyboards from memory so I tradeed it away.

     

    Voodoo Lovecats...

    Their demos are really glam, the Children EP is a blend punk with definite glam influence (IMO), whilst their last EP was total trashy punk. I love the demos and the Children disc.

  3. some of the best in my opinion...

     

    Choirboys - Big Bad Noise (anthem-driven hard rock)

    Roxus - Live EP (melodic rock / hair metal)

    Teargas - Crazy (melodic rock / hair metal)

    The Deadthings - Who Killed Holly Would (glam-sleaze)

    Candy Harlots - 5 Wicked Ways (glam-sleaze)

    Celafain Vain - s/t (bubblegum glam)

    Sebasrocekts - s/t (glam-punk)

    Voodoo Lovecats - Children Shouldn't Play.... (glam-pink)

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.