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Doksdad

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  1. NEH Website Click above and go to the New arrivals section and find the Miss Crazy Cover. Click on the cover and you can preview the entire album. ~C
  2. The lead singer certainly has a Tom Keifer growl about him huh?? LOL The guitars sound great too. Reminds me of the Trixie albums and it should as it is produced by Ronnie from Trixie/Amsterdam.
  3. I get that alot......well not alot
  4. Well Nick. It does have beer in it so I shared.....
  5. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement." Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girliemen.' Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other "true believers."
  6. Also, if you look past Metal Jay's Placenta, he too has ears. They are pointed like elf ears.
  7. I thought you might like it He has a DannyDannyDannyness (it's really a word, ask MJ) to his voice huh???
  8. Great White. I love their vibe and Jack's voice.
  9. Love at first Sting for sure. I played the grooves out of that one back in the day. Again, I probably listen to World Wide Live the most of all the Scorps in my collection.
  10. Seventh Son but Number of the Beast is close behind.....also like the Somewhere In Time album.
  11. Just spun the Dream Girl tune and Rick is right, great tune. Man, the lead singer has some pipes!!! I guess I better give this one another chance.....
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