Funny that.... he carrie on that he does "a lot" of downlaoding, but then later says he cannot upload cos he does not have the time.
HELLO HEAVY HARMONIES I AM LINDSAY FROM AUSTRALIA PLEASE COPY ME EVERY CD YOU HAVE FOR FREE I HAVE BEEN A COLLECTOR FOR 4MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS,AND HAVE 8 SUPER DOOPER RARE CDS I'M NOT BRAGGING BUT MANY ARE CDS THAT YOU OR ANY OF THE TOP COLLECTORS HAVE NEVER HEARD OF I ONCE WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN GRAMMER BUT LEFT TO PERSUE A STUDY INTO THE ANNOYING EFFECTS OF CAPS LOCK ABUSE PLEASE REPLY NOW
Vision this:
Bob... on his dial up connection, starting a download of a cd. Staring at the screen with excited eyes.
Fast Forward 3 days later: Bob, 3 days stubble on his face, still staring at the progress bar and chanting 57%!!!!!! 57%!!!!!..... 58%!!!!!!!.....
Fast Forward 2 days later: Still staring at the progress bar and with 5 days growth....95%!!!!!!!!
Fast Forward 8 hours later: 99%!!!!!!!!!!.......................... 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then, he gets a text message from THUNDER21: I NEED A COPY OF THAT CD... PLEASE REPLY NOW!!!
Bob:
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Alternate version
Bob... on his dial up connection, starting a download of a cd. Staring at the screen with excited eyes.
Fast Forward 3 days later: Bob, 3 days stubble on his face, still staring at the progress bar, chanting and fists thumping on the desk 57%!!!!!! 57%!!!!!..... 58%!!!!!!!.....
Fast Forward 2 days later: Still staring at the progress bar and with 5 days growth....95%!!!!!!!!
Fast Forward 8 hours later: 99%!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: Error: Connection Timed Out
Bob: