Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice
pigs, sir."
The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I just
came back from Arkansas . These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got
one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new Speaker of The
House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"