Um...OK, twenty years ago, reading about Lita's kinky sex life probably would've provided me with a lifetime of jackoff fodder. However, when you see her at age fifty-something posing in bondage gear in her living room (they didn't even bother to crop out the collage of her kids' pictures on the wall in the background, for Chrissake!) it just seems a little...er...disturbing and weird.
By the way, do you think that they keep that bondage swingy thing in their living room at all times? That must make for awkward family gatherings. (Lita: "We're sooooo glad you could come visit, Aunt Sadie. Look here, this is my faaaavorite photo of Little Jimmy Gillette Jr. -- and oh look over here, it's the bondage swing that he was conceived in!...Aunt Sadie? Aunt Sadie? OMIGOD! JIM, CALL 911!")
Then again, back in the 80s I had daydreams about Lita that looked kinda like that above photo - except that Doro Pesch or Lorraine (Femme Fatale) Lewis was in place of the guy.
Puts a new meanin' to the word "kinky" doesn't it? I do think that photo is from their bedroom, tho. They'd be even more dumberer to have that, er, *ahem* equipment & family photos in the livin' room. Are there many, if any married musician couples that record stuff well together? Quite a few achieve their own levels of success doin' their own thang, imho.
On a different note......one of the few thang's missin' is Jim barkin' like.....well, ya know?! WOOF!