Jimbo

Every Mother's Nightmare

LOVER - Michael Stanley Band

AFTER the Loving - Englebert Humberdink?? Humperdinck?? Pumpernickel???

FOREVER - KISS Hi John Boy!

JEANNIE With the Light Brown Hair - Mrs. Cowgill, my kindergarten teacher OR LITTLE Willie - The Sweet

Fallen ANGEL - Starz

Can't get Kix's "Hot Wire" outta my player. I love "Pants On Fire (Liar Liar)".

Trapped By Ants (Okay, this isn't really a band name, but by gosh it SHOULD be. )

Really? I have a small collection of toenails. Whatever floats your boat. Maybe you'd be up for a trade then? Auction I see by your ebay account that you are the person who screwed me the last time I won an auction of yours. I WANT MY DAMN WALTER CRONKITE HALF-CHEWED FRITOS AND I WANT THEM LIKE YESTERDAY! Do NOT make me leave you a neutral feedback. Because I might.

Really? I have a small collection of toenails. Whatever floats your boat.

You won't say "that" but you will say "crap"? COOL! Something ABOUT You - Boston

How do you get by without using words like "that"? "Hey, could you hand me... umm... could you hand me... what's the word?" I THINK I Love You - The Partridge Family (Who wouldn't?)

Tough Enough - Fabulous Thunderbirds

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Better?

I sure don't know why Charlie said I could get some big nuts up here... Gosh, that's weird... My testicles are really starting to hurt... Hey, wait a minute! THAT'S NOT FUNNY, CHARLIE!

IN THE Evening - Led Zeppelin

Am I doing this right? Guys?? What's the Bush camp doing?

HAHAHA!!! "I said I'd like to meet the COLONEL. Boy, you people really are hicks."

"Hey, Kerry! Shuck this!"

I can hear the slogan now: "Use Milk of Magnesia and drain the game winner!"

All I know is that he must have one hell of a vertical leap.

Boy, that Iverson really knows how to work in the paint. He really delivers, even when he's doubled up. He's number one. And number two!

WOW! I wish there was a Beanos in NE Ohio. That's some good stuff you picked up. BTW Captain, how's the bike? And more crucial, have you picked up any chicks with it yet?

Pink Cream 69 - Sonic Dynamite (thanks, Jay!) Warrant - Dog Eat Dog Winger - Pull

No More LIES - Schon & Hammer