Man, that guy must eat too much cheese.
King of the NIGHTtime World - KISS
BTW Pete, I was kidding about Yngwie. I just think it's hilarious that he feels the need to use a middle initial. Does he think we might mix him up with someone else??
Is that Yngwie J. Malmsteen, or the other one?
LOVE Song - Tesla (Also quite a looker, if you like big hairy Italian men.)
Please disregard the above song as once again I was sniped. Pfft.
A man walks into a bar carrying jumper cables around his neck.
As the man sits down he notices the bartender scowling at him, so he asks, "What, you don't want me to stay?"
"Oh, you can stay," says the bartender evenly. "But don't start anything."