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koogles

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  1. Hi. Kiss My Disc's large corporate ties with the National Hockey League have meant that he too must sit out the season, or risk heavy fines and major violations. Gary Bettman (The NHL commissoner), Mario Lemieux, Gretzky, PJ and Steve Yzerman have been sitting around, getting drunk, playing cards and watching strippers for the past 2 months. Actually, Kiss My Disc recently broke all ties with the NHL, because they weren't playing enough Edguy and Children of Bodom over the loud speakers before face-offs. He's back on eBay, and a MASSIVE auction launch could happen any day now. This launch will make a NASA Space Shuttle lift-off look like a fat kid on a trampoline. We're just waiting for a green light on the website. I'm literally waiting for him to drop the puck, so Kandy Andy, when you see him bend over, don't get to thinking those unclean thoughts again, ok? Kissmydisc.ca COMING SOON! koogles
  2. Hello. Koogles here. Trapped in the unsavory convines of the kissmydisc.com office, where I see, hmmm, an open carton of chocolate milk on PJ's desk (with no plans for refrigeration anytime soon) and a half eaten "turd-like" brown thing right next to it.... hmmm, is it any wonder Mr. KISS MY DISC was fighting for his life (or so his pale features seemed to suggest) just a short week ago!! Of course, I'm kidding there PEEJ!! Just returning the "friendly fire". Maybe I should spend my Christma$ bonu$ on a fridge for the office... maybe some tupperwear as well. Anyway, looks like the sspert is now the ex-sspert, so freshly kicked off eBay that you can still see the tread prints on the ass of Steve's snowpants. And, yes, when time permits and all my Christmas shopping is done, I will play Santa Claus, pay a visit to 1199 Hamilton Road- Unit #137 and see who's been naughty or nice. If I had personally been ripped off by this asshole, I'd be on him like PJ's mouth on a watermelon wedge in the heat of summer.... BUT, I smelled something fishy with this guy from day one and avoided his auctions like PJ avoids refrigerating his dairy goods. (Kidding there, buddy!) Koogles in Kommand!!! NP: Pungent Stench (of chocolate milk going bad)
  3. KOOGLES here... I was away on business for the last week and a half. Looks like sspert.hotmail.com's feedback % has plummeted to a pathetic 68%. However, that's not punishment enough for this piece of shit. I am in the fortunate position to live in the same city as sspert, and I remember once wanting to go down to Brazil with brass knuckles and a 2 by 4 and give aorRod (notorious piece of human ripoff filth from South America) some new dental work, but obviously, was not in a geographical or financial position to do so. NOW, I AM in the position to be able to deal with a scumbag of similar proportion on an up-close-and-personal level. But instead of putting my Louisville slugger through some needless off-season wear and tear, I thought it best to file a complaint with the LONDON POLICE FORCE. Given the number of cops looking for things to do in this city, the investigation will swiftly shake this loser out of his or her tree, and the fall to the ground will not be pretty I can assure you all. Remember: there may be a purrfect kat, but there's no such thing as a purrfect crime, and this is most definitely at a criminal level now. Time to let the KAT out of the BAG?? No, time to put the Kat in the BODY bag and sent it to the LONDON HUMANE SOCIETY!!!!!
  4. Well said, Tim and Anamal. If you did your homework, Slaytanic Tape Trader, you'd know that Gillenceg is the user ID for Charles Gillen who lives in Clifton, New Jersey. The assumption that he is an alias of PJ used for the purposes of shill bidding is an insult to PJ, Mr. Gillen and everyone who has come to know PJ as one of the most honest traders and sellers out there. And, yes, he has the best and rarest CDs around... so why not advertise on message boards to other hard rock fans looking for some great and hard-to-find music? koogles --->who has also been suspected of being PJ before... very funny... I'm *much* better looking!!
  5. They ARE in order, getaway!! From bad to worse....! Here are mine and maybe you should grab a pen and paper and write some of these down: 1. Final Frontier- The First Wave 2. Departure - Corporate Wheel 3. Urban Tale- Signs of Times 4. Biloxi - Right the Music 5. Frontline- Against the World Long live MELODIC hard rock! koogles
  6. Thanks, JLPROCKS. I think I just needed to vent. Having said that, though, I still haven't received my Street Talk CD!!! rghhh :freak:
  7. Anyone ever been fucked over by DREAMDISC? I ordered my Street Talk CD over a month ago and still no CD.
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