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Rockhead

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  1. LOVE on the rocks-no ice THe Darkness Is this right?
  2. I have got: Neverland Dalton 1st and 2nd Hugo fire in the sky And 3 Kiss DVD's AWESOME!!!!!
  3. Dave I have all the Girlschool Cds bar Nightmare-if you want copies let me know
  4. Hey MJ Michael Stanley rocks. His best cd is "you cant fight fashion" it is a melodic cracker!!
  5. A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" "The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" I got every word," says the parrot. I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet? " "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you?" Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately." "WHAT!???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began petting her all over" reported the parrot. "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nighty, and began to KISS her all over, starting with her breasts" "Well?" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch".
  6. Artica Threshold-new dbl live MSG-one night at budakan Kiss-Unmasked Starz-Collesium Rock Bulletboys-same Hard rockin!!
  7. Sorry to hear of your woes!! The person in question has bought from me and I have had no problems.
  8. Currently listening to/watching Threshold live DVD-Excellent Also TNT/ARK/CITA/TEAZe/ANGEL and STARZ. A 70's retro fest
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